Close to Home by John McPherson for May 12, 2021

Thus the need for a) hearing aids or b) some critical thinking. Oh well, make her happy and do a dance and twirl things……

Hi there Bleeb, wave at all the nice people.

It could be worse, if she had specified Green Goddess!

And he’s got spurs that jingle,jangle,jingle.

“You could at least seem a bit more Jolly. And is it cold out? You look all chapped.”

Good thing she didn’t ask for Russian Dressing or he might have come like a Cossack!

Oh and he was all set to use his spurs on her.

I see by your outfit that you are a ……rancher??

Bleeb doesn’t want to get spurred.

“Oh. Well, this was quite a bit more money. Didn’t the fact I was gone for eight hours give you a clue?”

On the spur of the moment, he went rogue…

Blue cheese rocks!!!

That’s why it took so long. he’s a little cow pokey.

But, Beatrice, we DO live on a ranch. How should I dress?

I’ll bet the country as a whole would lose an average of 5 pounds if only ranchers could have ranch dressing.

Hey, ‘Old Chap’, chaps are supposed to protect your legs when riding through the brush and trees, nor very useful if they just protect the front of your legs, they should wrap around a bit. And what did Mama tell you about wearing your spurs in the house???

Those are the funniest drawn chaps I’ve ever seen

Bleeb says “Hi”…

He’s ready to get a salad tossed.

Looks like a bleeb family reunion in the vase.

Lately Beatrice has become a little kinky, last week she asked him for Zesty Italian.

“I don’t know, honey… that’s not how I heard it… Ranch Dressing… Ranch Dresser… I’m not seein’ a difference here! I did learn one thing though…

Cowboy Rule #1: Never squat while wearin’ spurs!”

The guy looks almost as funny as Axl Rose did when he wore chaps to sing at a Rolling Stones concert.

Oops, sorry hon. Um, you up for a little role play?

Yeah – because those sentences are so similar….

And here he was hoping to spice things up with the “little woman.”

He’s spoiled. He’s gone ranch-ed.

“Oh?”

Well, shucks Ma’am, I’m rightful sorry about that.

Now if she dressed like a pony, this could be date night ;)

To be authentic, he should be tracking cow or horse dung in the house.

He sure looks like one tough hombre, but where’s his shooten iron.

It was a spur of the moment decision.

Hi Bleeb!

You might want to worry about the spurs.