Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 12, 2021

I hope they like the smell of a hospital E.R.

Neither one. It’s new mown grass…and you can refresh it every week.

I thinks beer always smells better. And tastes better too.

Car upholstered with baseball glove leather! That’s the ticket!

Go for the glove every time!

The coffee aisle, next to the coffee grinder.

Cute how their caps match their shirts.

The smell of napalm in the morning…

They’re both wrong. I present to you, in order: pine trees, honeysuckle, and Autumn leaves.

Ball glove, new car, bacon cooking, coffee perking, cookies in the oven, bread baking. How can you choose only one?

I thought they were fighting over their vision of world peace

Both of them stink…the guys, I mean.

They sure know how to come up with something worth fighting for.

How about getting leather seats in the new car, and calling it even?

BBQ