In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 11, 2021

If that is primer cord, it won’t work anyway.

How about hooking their hooks onto the TNT?

How’d they get all those sticks of dynamite together and attached to the boat anyway?

Darn Acme products.

Fortunate for the boaters.

Try the magnesium flares.

They must not’ve heard what throwing lit sticks of dynamite into water does to fish in the area.

Dudes…limpet mine!

Need one of those “light in any situation” plasma lighters…

Spongebob & fiends can make fire underwater

The best-laid plans of fish and men…

Next time, just bring a hand drill…

This plan was all wet from the beginning.

For a less destructive cold water test , check this speculation:

40 (Boston Bruins ) 5 { } 4 30 (New York Islanders)

That’s called splitting Argentina Code 54 after a tie game that the Bruins ‘won’ last evening. Splitting atoms is far more dangerous than splitting codes, according to Edwin Layton.

At the end of the game, there’s no puck in between the brackets.55……56…….

Since it’s got arms, a manual wood drill would work far better (and not stun them when it went off)!

Lucky for you too, that fuse isn’t long enough.

Matches don’t light under water

Surprised the tape works.

Fishies aren’t very smart. Now, an octopus would be able to come some sort of idea. Those underwater critters are geniuses!