Seriously?
How then? With a sense of humor?
Frank shakes up the stuffy old court system!
He aspires to be a hedge fund manager!
Do you jovially swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Emmet Kelley?
As Steve Allen used to say, “All seriousness aside…”
Wait. Wasn’t Solomon the biblical character that wanted to slice a baby in half? Why would you want to swear to him in court?
Marvelous!
He witnessed one clown assault another with a spritz of seltzer water.
Telling the giggly truth is so disarming.
“Take off your hat. Raise your right hand.”
“Now, if you want a lie, I’ll do that solemnly.”
So help him dog. He’s dyslexic too.
The truth is not always solemn……
“Order in the court! Order in the court!”
“I’ll have a ham on rye!”
( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡ )
I swear to tell the truth, but don’t quote me on that.
To tell the truth, I swear.
I had never really considered the meaning of that word in the oath until I read these comments
We can see that his fingers aren’t crossed. But, what about his toes?
Sometime it hard to tell the truth, with a straight face.
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Ratkin almost 3 years ago
Seriously?
Nobody_Important almost 3 years ago
How then? With a sense of humor?
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Frank shakes up the stuffy old court system!
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
He aspires to be a hedge fund manager!
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Do you jovially swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Emmet Kelley?
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 3 years ago
As Steve Allen used to say, “All seriousness aside…”
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Wait. Wasn’t Solomon the biblical character that wanted to slice a baby in half? Why would you want to swear to him in court?
ddjg almost 3 years ago
Marvelous!
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
He witnessed one clown assault another with a spritz of seltzer water.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Telling the giggly truth is so disarming.
e.groves almost 3 years ago
“Take off your hat. Raise your right hand.”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“Now, if you want a lie, I’ll do that solemnly.”
uniquename almost 3 years ago
So help him dog. He’s dyslexic too.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
The truth is not always solemn……
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Order in the court! Order in the court!”
“I’ll have a ham on rye!”
( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡ )
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
I swear to tell the truth, but don’t quote me on that.
The Orange Mailman almost 3 years ago
To tell the truth, I swear.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I had never really considered the meaning of that word in the oath until I read these comments
Jim Kerner almost 3 years ago
We can see that his fingers aren’t crossed. But, what about his toes?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
Sometime it hard to tell the truth, with a straight face.