I find it a bit difficult to believe that advanced beings capable of interstellar travel would devote their energies to visiting a trailer park on some little backwater planet just to stick a probe up Bubba’s butt.
“Tractor beam? Well son, you is in tractor country! Pull yer lil’ buggy right on in the barn here, an we’ll gitcha fixed right up!” Later, a light bulb appears over Elmer’s head, so he asks his visitors, “Say… you boys know ennything bout cattle mutilations?”
Imagine almost 3 years ago
We’ll just have to plug it in somewhere.
What do you mean, you forgot the cable.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
… Plus, that’s not a tractor. The tractor is in the shed.
The tractor beam looks more like a tail light here.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Cow: "Now what? Do you really want me? …
… or are you just pulling my tail?"
Ace 66 almost 3 years ago
Are they trying to extract Methane Gas?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
In that case, keep MOOOOOOving!
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
The battery’s dying and the charger keeps coming loose from the lighter socket. Hold a tentacle against it for a few minutes and we’ll be ok.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lack of foresight puts a real crimp in picking up some takeout for supper.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Quick…here’s a grappling hook.
jango almost 3 years ago
Hey, stop tailing me!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Not charging appliances is a universal problem, apparently.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
Is this similar to the "pull my finger " joke?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s okay, the spaceship is too small to fit a cow, anyway.
BigEd almost 3 years ago
They most think the cow is a lawn mower machine?
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
I find it a bit difficult to believe that advanced beings capable of interstellar travel would devote their energies to visiting a trailer park on some little backwater planet just to stick a probe up Bubba’s butt.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You might want to disengage that tractor beam before too long…a raised tail might lead to something “unexpected” being extracted…
bubba2e almost 3 years ago
It’s a “TRACTOR” beam, not a cow beam. :D
Bill Löhr Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A transporter beam might work better here.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
What are we gonna use to make our crop circles?
Saturday's Child almost 3 years ago
If by some chance they could get that cow up there, where would they put him?
Bobbo76 almost 3 years ago
Perhaps they are going to do the feared alien “probe”.
cheap_day_return almost 3 years ago
“Tractor beam? Well son, you is in tractor country! Pull yer lil’ buggy right on in the barn here, an we’ll gitcha fixed right up!” Later, a light bulb appears over Elmer’s head, so he asks his visitors, “Say… you boys know ennything bout cattle mutilations?”
Gent almost 3 years ago
Can’t beam em up now, eh, Scotty?