Poor Harvey went off half baked.
A couple of zombies were eating a clown and one asked “Does this taste funny to you?”
What do Zombies in Scandinavia prefer?
The Danish
They could easily Finnish off all the buns.
“It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”
“You mean like Democrats?”
-Bob Hope, The Ghost Breakers, 1940
Don’t drop your buns in the bakery.
Thought they only ate brains?
What’s the Zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders…
Oh! how the mind works! Of course I read: sliced bread. My mind swears! That ‘e’ was there!
Dan Thompson
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Poor Harvey went off half baked.
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A couple of zombies were eating a clown and one asked “Does this taste funny to you?”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
What do Zombies in Scandinavia prefer?
The Danish
Doug K almost 3 years ago
They could easily Finnish off all the buns.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”
“You mean like Democrats?”
-Bob Hope, The Ghost Breakers, 1940
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t drop your buns in the bakery.
ferddo almost 3 years ago
Thought they only ate brains?
zippykatz almost 3 years ago
What’s the Zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders…
comicaluser almost 3 years ago
Oh! how the mind works! Of course I read: sliced bread. My mind swears! That ‘e’ was there!