Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 04, 2021

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    He was just being shellfish.

    Okay, I’ll clam up, now.

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    FassEddie  almost 3 years ago

    Your pimples are misbehaving?

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    Iseau  almost 3 years ago

    Saving, what?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    There’s no evidence of a nick…toilet paper must have fallen off….

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    RW Holly  almost 3 years ago

    Actual conversations with my elderly dad, on the phone:(Butt dialed is number) Oh, sorry dad, I called by accident. YOU’VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?!!!!(Out front to pick him up at his apartment)Hey dad, I’m out front…YOU’RE OUTTA FUNDS?!!!!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    “You tricked yourself into saving?” “Good idea”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I just hate a beard on a shelf

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    ( ͒ C ͒ ) ( ͒ Ɔ ͒ )

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve shared this before, but it now bears repeating:

    Topic … Melatonin

    95-year-old Mother-Inlaw … “I hear malathion is good for you”

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is why I often recommend rechargeable hearing aids.

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