So THAT’S why I never catch any!
The more beer they drink, the less you have to worry.
Fear not.
If they meet the wrong “fish,” they’ll need a bigger boat. ;)
These poor sea sick fish. How can you tell when a fish is sea sick? They are all green around the gills!
Smell something fishy, eh.
As long as you didn’t see dynamite you have a chance….
Was it 1st order beer you smelled, or 2nd order beer (beer already filtered thru human kidneys)?
If you think that the purpose of fishing is to catch fish, you’re missing the point.
Can’t fish without beer
Fishing is the cover for drinking beer at breakfast.
I am soooo ready for a boat, a beer and a blond. What could possibly go wrong?
Bet there will be a lot of “hold my beer” talk during this fishing excursion.
Up for de bait?
If they jump in the water to try to catch you, you’re probably safe.
How do fish smell?
As bad as ever.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat that day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
Once they are “three sheets to the wind” the only thing you have to worry about is them ‘trying’ to bait the hook instead of their fingers.
“CAVEMEN GOT BEER!” d;o)
Watch out for dropped bologna
Some men come out in a boat just to drink beer…
Those are Asian Carp and they’re actually upset it isn’t a motor boat. They really like to dance to the vibrations of a good prop!
Considering that they’re intelligent, talking fish, the only reason I can surmise for the panic is that when they see a baited hook, instinct takes over.
Not my pal and I. But you could smell crullers.
They’re only in trouble if the fishermen have a graduated apprentice baiter.
Don’t give up. Your next meal could soon be available.
MMMMMM Beer battered fish and chips.
It is funny how you never hear of fishermen drinking wine.
I’ma goin’ fishin’, Mama goin’ fishin’ ‘n’ Baby goin’ fishin’ too. (Fishin’ Blues, by Taj Mahal)
to arms! oh .. no… wait
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
So THAT’S why I never catch any!
TexTech almost 3 years ago
The more beer they drink, the less you have to worry.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Fear not.
If they meet the wrong “fish,” they’ll need a bigger boat. ;)
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
These poor sea sick fish. How can you tell when a fish is sea sick? They are all green around the gills!
Gent almost 3 years ago
Smell something fishy, eh.
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
As long as you didn’t see dynamite you have a chance….
mrcooncat almost 3 years ago
Was it 1st order beer you smelled, or 2nd order beer (beer already filtered thru human kidneys)?
dflak almost 3 years ago
If you think that the purpose of fishing is to catch fish, you’re missing the point.
Jim2g almost 3 years ago
Can’t fish without beer
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 3 years ago
Fishing is the cover for drinking beer at breakfast.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I am soooo ready for a boat, a beer and a blond. What could possibly go wrong?
Ron Dunn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bet there will be a lot of “hold my beer” talk during this fishing excursion.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Up for de bait?
rshive almost 3 years ago
If they jump in the water to try to catch you, you’re probably safe.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
How do fish smell?
As bad as ever.
tygrkhat40 almost 3 years ago
Give a man a fish, and he will eat that day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
Numbnumb almost 3 years ago
Once they are “three sheets to the wind” the only thing you have to worry about is them ‘trying’ to bait the hook instead of their fingers.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 3 years ago
“CAVEMEN GOT BEER!” d;o)
KEA almost 3 years ago
Watch out for dropped bologna
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Some men come out in a boat just to drink beer…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Those are Asian Carp and they’re actually upset it isn’t a motor boat. They really like to dance to the vibrations of a good prop!
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Considering that they’re intelligent, talking fish, the only reason I can surmise for the panic is that when they see a baited hook, instinct takes over.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Not my pal and I. But you could smell crullers.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
They’re only in trouble if the fishermen have a graduated apprentice baiter.
heathcliff2 almost 3 years ago
Don’t give up. Your next meal could soon be available.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
MMMMMM Beer battered fish and chips.
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It is funny how you never hear of fishermen drinking wine.
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
I’ma goin’ fishin’, Mama goin’ fishin’ ‘n’ Baby goin’ fishin’ too. (Fishin’ Blues, by Taj Mahal)
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
to arms! oh .. no… wait