Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 15, 2021

Nowadays a good friend is someone who, when he hears of your untimely demise, will rush right over and remove all the porn from your computer. But friends supported one another even before The Computer Age, or, for that matter, the telephone age…

Susie is worried. It’s late, and Bill hasn’t arrived home, nor had he told her he’d be working overtime. She sends a telegram to each of his three best friends, telling them each about her concerns.

Finally, Bill arrives home; his train had hit a cow and was delayed. However, just after he steps inside, three telegrams arrive from his buddies. All three say DONT WORRY STOP BILL WITH ME.

Hey! I like haggis!

One time I saw the rate of twins sky rocket by 31%.

May the Lord be with you.

I wonder… is the first 1918 Spanish flu vaccine vial also in that District of Columbia museum?

If those three things were all that was available to eat, I might actually have to try the haggis.

Disgusting Food Museum- my ex is head chef

Yeeek. Yeesh. Yuck. What sorta sick o would drink that sorta wine.

I wonder if the Disgusting Food Museum has a restaurant.

What’s wrong with Haggis? Love it

Curious. a 30% rise over 40 years is called skyrocketing. At that yearly average, it ain’t exactly riding the Triple Crown winner for speed.

The food issue is simply proof that one can get people to fall for anything, given the right amount of hype and promotion.

Have they also got an actual container of the first CV germs? Wouldn’t be a complete set without it.

Love golf jokes! Tho they seem to give some people a stroke…

Chef Boy R You Kidding?

When my son was in Scotland, he enjoyed Haggis. But then, we enjoy blood sausage and he said the taste was similar.

I thought Ripley’s had first dibs on that vial!

“I have twins, 9 and 6.”

Take care, may famed eye-ball spooner Gus Marblord be with you, and gesundheit.

Hey! I’ve had haggis several times and actually enjoy it! As 3 famous comedians once shouted: Hoot Man!

Umm…shouldn’t that be ‘dead baby mice infused with rice wine’? I’m confused.

I never know where my Ex will show up next, but I can always tell it’s her.

The decision to display the vial at the National Museum of American History came January 7, escaping the Mar-a-Lago Trophy case.

Fertility drugs hit their stride.

The world population has increased by about 70% since 1980. The twins need to catch up.

3 squeak wine anyone?

Mopane worms are actually quite nice. I’ve had them dried and fried. Didn’t like them boiled and eaten cold. Too much like real thing.

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At some point…I hope the LAST vial, will be placed beside it. I hope it’s during my lifetime.

A more disgusting meal is 3 Squeaks, where the baby mice are eaten alive.