Clay Bennett for April 25, 2021

WARNING! Vaccine cannot give you good sense! If you are brain dead, you will remain that way!

No! We need to encourage all the complete idiots to get vaccinated, too!

Yes. When we make something idiot-proof, someone comes along and makes a better idiot. We should probably be going door-to-door and giving people the vaccine. Rights? You don’t have the right to infect me, just as I don’t have the right to infect you.

You’re a complete idiot… or a Trump supporter! But, then I repeat myself!

62 of the 105 counties in Kansas where I live have refused shipments of the vaccines for the last two weeks, cases are rising showing a 10% increase, no empathy for gullible fools, it hurts us all but whatever, I live in a more progressive and better educated county thank goodness.

That last one sounds like the Darwin solution.

There must be some way to make the vaccines “idiot friendly.” Start an internet rumor that vaccines are an aphrodisiac?

Talking doesn’t work. A few regulations might, such as, no vaccine, no public buildings, no public transport, etc.

Political ideology — however warped from reality — seems to replace self-respect and common sense.

Proving, once again, how some “leaders” can get followers to do amazingly stupid things.

There s an article in today’s Baltimore Sun about a woman who is touting a prom being held at a venue that doesn’t “go by Covid restrictions dictated by the governor”. Harford County is a pocket of die-hard Republicans, and rampant Covid cases. Those two things seem to go hand-in-hand.

Have a great Sunday my friends.

My complete idiot neighbor refuses to get vaccinated. I am going to send this ’toon to him as a May Day gift.

Remember, folks. Darwin ALWAYS wins in the end.

I LOLed at the third reason, but I’m still not sure I’ll be getting the second dose (Pfizer). The difference in protection between one and two doses seems to shrink with each new report. We’ll see.

Good Lord.. that last warning will disqualify based on political persuasion.. I thought that was illegal. P.S… if that means you will have an excess of vaccinations feel free to ship them to your neighbours to the North. We have idiots as well, but they are not as complete, close.. but not quite there yet.

So my wife, who nearly died after her first shot is good? (over 2 weeks in the hospital, and still there.) 8How does she get her vaccine “passport” then? Note: I have both gotten both shots

Well, that label covers all the MAGA people.

Chlorinate the gene pool!

Darwin rules!

One reason for all the voter suppression legislation: They need to counteract the self-decimation in their voting numbers caused by their covid denial.

The Complete Idiots are to selfish and too stupid to get the vaccine..they think they don’t need it because so many people have already got it…but what they fail to realize is that the chances of a variant mutating to the point the vaccine is ineffective increases with each new case…but they can’t let science and facts get in the way of their rand paul…lien’Ted and that idiot Senator in _________( take your pick…Minnesota… Alabama…Louisiana… Missouri…Texas) or jim ‘look the other way while kids get abused’ jordan… or matt ’ child abuser’ gaetz…..simpleton thoughts….

The Coronavirus and the vaccine is just a government & libtards plot to convince Real Americans to stop getting that and other vaccinations so we’ll all die off.

Go Darwin!

It’s amazing how common sense rules must now be stated on warning labels. And I think that grifters seek those situations out so they can try the “hurt myself so I’m suing you” ruse…

During World Wars I and II, there were posters admonishing Americans at home to “Do Your Part.” I’ve thought a lot about that over the last 15 months or so. And I’ve come to the conclusion that had many contemporary Americans now believe “you” should do “my” part. /s

Good thing nobody pays any attention to newspaper cartoonists. Guys like this should work in an ICU ward for a week or so, then study for 7 years to come up with a better vaccine!

Here’s what you do. You get health insurance companies to bill personal liability insurance companies for the cost of treating people that refuse the vaccine and get sick for taking necessary risks. Since most personal liability coverage is part of home owners insurance, this will cause a rise in their rates. Since you need this insurance to have a mortgage, lets see how many of these idiots are will to risk loosing their homes?

Funny!

To protect the body from disease, the immune system’s cells must be activated. We focus on 3 ways to do this. One is to consume lactic acid bacteria. These microbes work in the small intestine, where over half the body’s immune cells are. Activating these cells helps them attack pathogens and create antibodies to fight viruses. Exercise also activates immune cells, but it can reduce immunity if not done correctly. The third way is through laughter, which is said to boost immune function.

Please watch:

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/medicalfrontiers/20200623/2050094/

So, according to the great doctor, if you do not take the vaccine, you could get COVID and pass it to other. But, in the next sentence he states, if you do get the vaccine you could get COVID and pass it to others. So, either way, we must still wear face diapers and socialist distance. So, here is my question. If, no matter rather you take the vaccine or not, you can still get COVID, and still pass it ot others, and still must wear a face diaper, and socialist distance, why should we take the vaccine? I know you will say only an idiot, moron, dumb person, uncaring person, anti-vaxxer, whatever, will not take the vaccine, but with all of the ridiculous information about the vaccine, you will never get people to take it, and calling them names does nothing more to convince them. How about truth, facts, and a clear message. How about giving them hope that the vaccine will actually do any good and give them their lives back?

I do not support those who choose not to get it because of their “rights.” I do, however, hope we can share some kindness and support to those who, for historical reasons, have generations of fear behind them. They will need some convincing, but it isn’t the political garbage they are spewing.