Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Those Hondas last a long time.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You will get roasted. With an apple in your mouth

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    The One follower   almost 3 years ago

    LOL. howare ya doin’?

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    sirbadger  almost 3 years ago

    You will wish that it was legal to sue police officers.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    “The food you just ate wasn’t what you thought it was.”

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Clearly, he needs to emigrate to the 1970s.

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    wiatr  almost 3 years ago

    I’d say watch out for ‘89 Accords but I wouldn’t know what they look like. Nowadays when the police are looking for someone and they ask the public to watch for certain models of cars I wouldn’t be of any help.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    You will read this.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And remember, every fortune cookie message is improved by adding the two words “in bed”!

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Be careful Pig !

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s meaningless. They didn’t even mention “registered in” or color.

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    syzygy47  almost 3 years ago

    Really like that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life in which Filbert gets a fortune cookie paper that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity”. Again and again he gets the same one.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    They had to abbreviate “accordion”.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Specificity is scary.

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    Breadboard  almost 3 years ago

    Cookie mix-up ! …. Rat will get run over not Pig ;-)

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    lavender headgear  almost 3 years ago

    It’ll fall on top of Pig at the Automotive Historical Museum.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    To be fair, so are 1989 Accords.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Roadkill pork?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 3 years ago

    Check the expiration date on both those fortunes.

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    f_murphy  almost 3 years ago

    Can’t be me, I traded mine in a few years ago.

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    Better look both ways.

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    monya_43  almost 3 years ago

    But they were eating at an Italian restaurant. ;p

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    cdnalor  almost 3 years ago

    Those are the brakes.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It will cost the driver a fortune.

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    daveoverpar  almost 3 years ago

    I got a fortune cookie that was empty. So I had the waiter bring me another one. That one had 2 fortunes.

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    Totalloser Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Always add the phrase “in Bed” to either the beginning or end of a fortune cookie fortune

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    rugeirn  almost 3 years ago

    “You will get run over by a 1998 Accord” …in bed. Questionable, albeit kinky.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    I had one for 16 years with 63,000 mi and the Honda Civic I have now just turned 17 yrs old and only 43,500 miles! YAY!!!!

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    Arav727  almost 3 years ago

    Quite specific

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I see bacon in somebody’s future.

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    Querao (you can also call me quinn)  almost 3 years ago

    The cars back then had better design than the bland cars now

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    Who wrote that? That’s not a fortune.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    When?…..

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    rstove428 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Would be great practical joke. Sneak in a very specific, horribly grim fortune cookie.

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    GS1972  almost 3 years ago

    Same here. 330K miles over 18 years for my 1982 Accord.

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    It had to happen. A “misfortune” cookie.

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    Rokittman  almost 3 years ago

    Except for today its been a very punny week! Thanks Stephan.

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    But how far will it drag him?

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    Upton O'Goode  almost 3 years ago

    Not specific enough — no date.

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    lunapeachie  almost 3 years ago

    It doesn’t say what color, which is actually more terrifying.

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    knight1192a  almost 3 years ago

    Too specific.

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    David Bethke Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This might be the best “no-pants” comics I’ve seen today!

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    Publius10608218  almost 3 years ago

    I got one that read “People are discussing you in high places” I figured it was probably not supposed to be a threat, but that’s how I took it.

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    NWdryad  almost 3 years ago

    LOL

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    ViscountNik  almost 3 years ago

    I got run over by an ’89 Toyota Corolla once…Oh! What a feeling!

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    It’s probably still out there to get you Pig. Yep just like Barbara.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Mine always offer advice. Never a prediction.

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    © 1988 DNC

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    Specificity, that’s a big word for Pig!

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Just your luck, Pig! I.e., all bad.

    Maybe better luck next year this day….

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    PuppyPapa  almost 3 years ago

    Wow, talk about adding insult to injury.

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    Luffy  almost 3 years ago

    It’s been a while since the last fortune cookie joke

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    a nerdy trans girl  over 2 years ago

    i think everything in this comic is overrated

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