I’d say watch out for ‘89 Accords but I wouldn’t know what they look like. Nowadays when the police are looking for someone and they ask the public to watch for certain models of cars I wouldn’t be of any help.
Really like that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life in which Filbert gets a fortune cookie paper that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity”. Again and again he gets the same one.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Those Hondas last a long time.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You will get roasted. With an apple in your mouth
The One follower almost 3 years ago
LOL. howare ya doin’?
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
You will wish that it was legal to sue police officers.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
“The food you just ate wasn’t what you thought it was.”
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Clearly, he needs to emigrate to the 1970s.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
I’d say watch out for ‘89 Accords but I wouldn’t know what they look like. Nowadays when the police are looking for someone and they ask the public to watch for certain models of cars I wouldn’t be of any help.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
You will read this.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And remember, every fortune cookie message is improved by adding the two words “in bed”!
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Be careful Pig !
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s meaningless. They didn’t even mention “registered in” or color.
syzygy47 almost 3 years ago
Really like that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life in which Filbert gets a fortune cookie paper that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity”. Again and again he gets the same one.
Qiset almost 3 years ago
They had to abbreviate “accordion”.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Specificity is scary.
Breadboard almost 3 years ago
Cookie mix-up ! …. Rat will get run over not Pig ;-)
lavender headgear almost 3 years ago
It’ll fall on top of Pig at the Automotive Historical Museum.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
To be fair, so are 1989 Accords.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Roadkill pork?
Nuke Road Warrior almost 3 years ago
Check the expiration date on both those fortunes.
f_murphy almost 3 years ago
Can’t be me, I traded mine in a few years ago.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Better look both ways.
monya_43 almost 3 years ago
But they were eating at an Italian restaurant. ;p
cdnalor almost 3 years ago
Those are the brakes.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It will cost the driver a fortune.
daveoverpar almost 3 years ago
I got a fortune cookie that was empty. So I had the waiter bring me another one. That one had 2 fortunes.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Always add the phrase “in Bed” to either the beginning or end of a fortune cookie fortune
rugeirn almost 3 years ago
“You will get run over by a 1998 Accord” …in bed. Questionable, albeit kinky.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I had one for 16 years with 63,000 mi and the Honda Civic I have now just turned 17 yrs old and only 43,500 miles! YAY!!!!
Arav727 almost 3 years ago
Quite specific
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I see bacon in somebody’s future.
Querao (you can also call me quinn) almost 3 years ago
The cars back then had better design than the bland cars now
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Who wrote that? That’s not a fortune.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
When?…..
rstove428 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Would be great practical joke. Sneak in a very specific, horribly grim fortune cookie.
GS1972 almost 3 years ago
Same here. 330K miles over 18 years for my 1982 Accord.
Bookworm almost 3 years ago
It had to happen. A “misfortune” cookie.
Rokittman almost 3 years ago
Except for today its been a very punny week! Thanks Stephan.
mwksix almost 3 years ago
But how far will it drag him?
Upton O'Goode almost 3 years ago
Not specific enough — no date.
lunapeachie almost 3 years ago
It doesn’t say what color, which is actually more terrifying.
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
Too specific.
David Bethke Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This might be the best “no-pants” comics I’ve seen today!
Publius10608218 almost 3 years ago
I got one that read “People are discussing you in high places” I figured it was probably not supposed to be a threat, but that’s how I took it.
NWdryad almost 3 years ago
LOL
ViscountNik almost 3 years ago
I got run over by an ’89 Toyota Corolla once…Oh! What a feeling!
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
It’s probably still out there to get you Pig. Yep just like Barbara.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Mine always offer advice. Never a prediction.
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
© 1988 DNC
kaycstamper almost 3 years ago
Specificity, that’s a big word for Pig!
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Just your luck, Pig! I.e., all bad.
Maybe better luck next year this day….
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
Wow, talk about adding insult to injury.
Luffy almost 3 years ago
It’s been a while since the last fortune cookie joke
a nerdy trans girl over 2 years ago
i think everything in this comic is overrated