An optimistic optometrist might looking at the world through Rose wine glasses.
A pessimistic optometrist however would look at the world through whine glasses.
You need to clens the glasses.
I see!
Has either a low alcohol tolerance or needs to imbibe a few before his eyes defocus. Now a good snort of 40-rod or Old Baptist would have him steering a variable course home.
I wonder who first discovered the benefits of fermentation?, probably lost to time.
And everyone looks so much better.
Just got my beer glasses prescription changed.
Usually called “Beer Goggles”. Getting ugly people laid since 8000bc.
♪♫ “I can’t see clearly and the beer is gone…” ♪♫
You’re a visionary. Burp!
Try to see the big pitcher.
Beers!
Makes you think half and see double.
Drink ’til she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.
Those glasses will make you see double vision
I’ll drink to that!
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B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
An optimistic optometrist might looking at the world through Rose wine glasses.
A pessimistic optometrist however would look at the world through whine glasses.
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
You need to clens the glasses.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
I see!
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Has either a low alcohol tolerance or needs to imbibe a few before his eyes defocus. Now a good snort of 40-rod or Old Baptist would have him steering a variable course home.
diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder who first discovered the benefits of fermentation?, probably lost to time.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
And everyone looks so much better.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just got my beer glasses prescription changed.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Usually called “Beer Goggles”. Getting ugly people laid since 8000bc.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
♪♫ “I can’t see clearly and the beer is gone…” ♪♫
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
You’re a visionary. Burp!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Try to see the big pitcher.
bigplayray almost 3 years ago
Beers!
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
Makes you think half and see double.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Drink ’til she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 3 years ago
Those glasses will make you see double vision
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
I’ll drink to that!