The original was one of the great lines of the movies: Sadly, I must report that the last patient I ever treated, the great lover Don Juan DeMarco, suffered from a romanticism which was completely incurable, and even worse, highly contagious.
John, if it was THAT contagious, she should practice sterile technique. If it’s a “social” disease (“West Side Story”), HE should have practiced “No Glove, No Love” technique. Anyway, he’s got it BAD!
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Another score, John — can’t wait to see Dick’s original!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/you-u-uuu/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Alliteration is usually treatable.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Uh oh.
jrankin1959 almost 3 years ago
The original was one of the great lines of the movies: Sadly, I must report that the last patient I ever treated, the great lover Don Juan DeMarco, suffered from a romanticism which was completely incurable, and even worse, highly contagious.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
…unless u use universal unit-dose unguents.
J Short almost 3 years ago
Nurse: That’s just because you’ve never tried erotic asphyxiation.
julianhoward almost 3 years ago
Wow! Excellent Moon Martin reference! Made my day!
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The doctor should ha told him about the loving “C’s.” Condoms!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Quick! quick!
Put on your mask….
I think we’re too late
On performing that task!
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
For some reason, this reminded me of Sheldon Cooper’s X-Men posse, the C-Men! ㋡
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
In the original art I like the suave-looking guy kissing the nurse on the eye.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
“Please, no more mouth to mouth. That’s how I got here!”
Thorby almost 3 years ago
John, if it was THAT contagious, she should practice sterile technique. If it’s a “social” disease (“West Side Story”), HE should have practiced “No Glove, No Love” technique. Anyway, he’s got it BAD!
Thorby almost 3 years ago
Also, as for his statement – doo-doo occurs.
anomaly almost 3 years ago
Nurse: “I don’t want to nap with you. You’re a doctor, not a patient, and you’re making me lose my patience.”
Craig Westlake almost 3 years ago
And universally considered to soon be unavoidably and utterly gravid…
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Undulate a little closer dear, I’d like to see your uvula.