The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2021

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    rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Great one, Scott.

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    That hat looks like it was taken from a solid geometry textbook.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    JGG, it’s not meeting the maker that you should fear. It’s when you find out why he made you.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wasn’t this guy in “Brewster Rockit” yesterday?

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Might want to check the wardrobe. It’s a bit chilly up here. You’ll freeze your nibblets.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    I realize the maker is wearing blue, but that hat reminded me of Mr. Green Jeans.

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    before he meets his maker he might want to pause for a pea…

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    donwalter  almost 3 years ago

    …this is not a “ho ho ho” matter…

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  almost 3 years ago

    You know, when you’re a 30 foot tall, green giant, you really should wear some underpants beneath your green toga!

    Everybody knows what you’re packing in pure mountain spring water!

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    cdnalor  almost 3 years ago

    Harvest time comes to us all eventually.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Too corny today, Mr. Hilburn.

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    And he’s not very jolly with you today!

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    “Don’t fear the reaper.”

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    bigger Nate  almost 3 years ago

    And tho we walk thru the valley of HO HO HO

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I thought it was too corny at first but it’s growing on me.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    Halo we won’t go.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Will he sprout wings and fly?

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    The Pillsbury Dough Boy is going to Heck. He will be meeting his baker.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    The Farmer with the Dell.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago
    Hoe-ly hoe-ly hoe-ly! Let the reader understand
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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    If God was a farmer…

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    khcm1157  almost 3 years ago

    Where are the pearl onion gates?

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    Now he has to pay the price for stalking.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    All along, he’s been carrying the seeds of his own destruction.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where a lot of people — including the big guy and his sidekick, Little Sprout — speak with a Norwegian accent. This led to an unfortunate misunderstanding, resulting in a morals charge, when he was overheard to say he wanted to play with the Green Boy Peckers.

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    And he reaps what he sows.

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    PaulGoes  almost 3 years ago

    Did he climb a bean stalk to get there?

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    Karptaz  almost 3 years ago

    must be Mr Greenjeans

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, maybe. But I believe in evolution. See, billions of years ago there was just this little green sprout…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t his maker most likely be a Madison Avenue advertising guy?

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    WoodTrail  almost 3 years ago

    Ho ho … oh no!

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