Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 23, 2021

These people need a platitude adjustment.

Eat well, dance a lot and share hugs.

- me

(‍unfortunately, the pandemic has eliminated one, shrunk one, and made one more difficult.)

I think I’d prefer to see it frozen over.

Aren’t we trying to do that in the real world?? And we carry it over to the hereafter??

Are they talking about the 13 minute movie from 2016 or the song by Clay Walker from 1999?

I’ll bet Mary Worth’s in charge over there.

When I get to the Pearly Gates they’ll see the name tag Californian and say “You’ve done your penance and time in hell. Let ’em in boys and set ’em up. This rounds on me.”

I realize it’s Hell, but that’s just savage!

Let’s just have a hell of a time

Looks like they forgot to add ‘pray’ to the list.

Refugees from those Progressive Insurance commercials.

Yes. Here’s the relevant one, and one of my favs- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTs6UY1G9wM

What in Hell?

The Good Place.

“Sir! Sir! Can I talk to you about extending your car’s warranty?”

“Excuse me, sir. Did you know you could save 15% or more if you bundle you car and home insurance?”

“Would you like fries with that, sir?”

“Sir, did you know that, as we speak, a VIRUS is trying to infect your computer?”

Live: You Did

Laugh: you once did

Love: Well, Hopefully, you got some before you came here

Calling Dr. Rick, calling Dr. Rick…

Not sure this is a bad thing. They are just making the best of the WORST situation.

The devil made them do it, err say it.

This will be a sad reality one day.

Wait till you hit the Seventh Circle. It’s ‘Life is Good’ 24/7.

A positive attitude may not fix everything, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!