I’ve never messed with one because I thought they were tools of the occult, but they just give yes or no answers to questions, but that doesn’t make me want one.
Someone once tried such ‘toys’ on me to show that she had mystic healing powers, she didn’t. One phone call put her out business as she was conning Veterans.
The 20 answers inside a standard Magic 8-Ball are:
-Affirative answers:
● ∆ It is certain.● ∆ It is decidedly so.● ∆ Without a doubt.● ∆ Yes – definitely.● ∆ You may rely on it.● ∆ As I see it, yes.● ∆ Most likely.● ∆ Outlook good.● ∆ Yes.● ∆ Signs point to yes.
. . . . , , , , – - – - _ _ _ _
-Non-Committal:
● ► Reply hazy, try again.● ◄ Ask again later.● ► Better not tell you now.● ◄ Cannot predict now.● ► Concentrate and ask again.
, , , , – - – - . . . . _ _ _ _
-Negative:
● ▼ Don’t count on it.● ▼ My reply is no.● ▼ My sources say no.● ▼ Outlook not so good.● ▼ Very doubtful.
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 3 years ago
The Wizard must have been in a bad mood, when he made that Magic 8 Ball.
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
I’ve never messed with one because I thought they were tools of the occult, but they just give yes or no answers to questions, but that doesn’t make me want one.
SamuelMeasa almost 3 years ago
I saw this model once in a gag store. They took the normal answers out and replaced them with funny ones.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Won’t the Magic-8 ball help someone score a strike in life?
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Never seen a magic 8-ball before. Didn’t even know it was a thing. Live and learn!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“Triumph” – the “Insult 8-Ball”.
Its just me almost 3 years ago
Someone once tried such ‘toys’ on me to show that she had mystic healing powers, she didn’t. One phone call put her out business as she was conning Veterans.
Auntie Socialist almost 3 years ago
Snarky 8-Ball?
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Caveat Emptor, buddy!
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Ahh the magic 8 ball, the very first Alexa
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The wizard is a pill. His 8 ball is a shill. He’s over the hill. …waaait for it.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The last panel…“That’s what she said”!!!!!! ☺
kathleenhicks62 almost 3 years ago
Never buy an eight ball.
blakerl almost 3 years ago
Never buy a magic eight ball that tells the truth. You really don’t want that.
Cincoflex almost 3 years ago
More like a Hate Ball.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ah – the political trolls version…
hooglah almost 3 years ago
Oh….that’s so sweet.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Seems truthful. Sarcastic also, but truthful nonetheless…..
NyahNyahNyah almost 3 years ago
The 20 answers inside a standard Magic 8-Ball are:
-Affirative answers:
● ∆ It is certain.● ∆ It is decidedly so.● ∆ Without a doubt.● ∆ Yes – definitely.● ∆ You may rely on it.● ∆ As I see it, yes.● ∆ Most likely.● ∆ Outlook good.● ∆ Yes.● ∆ Signs point to yes.. . . . , , , , – - – - _ _ _ _
-Non-Committal:
● ► Reply hazy, try again.● ◄ Ask again later.● ► Better not tell you now.● ◄ Cannot predict now.● ► Concentrate and ask again., , , , – - – - . . . . _ _ _ _
-Negative:
● ▼ Don’t count on it.● ▼ My reply is no.● ▼ My sources say no.● ▼ Outlook not so good.● ▼ Very doubtful.Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What if the 8 ball tells you to consult the Ouija board?
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Maybe the 8-ball is onto something. I asked one if I was a tree, and always got the noncommittal answers, never a yes or no.
dfdfjkhadslads almost 3 years ago
i want one of those
JamesSchulte almost 3 years ago
that is a good joke