Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 21, 2021

Specially when court is in session, Your Honour.

Where did Andy get a pound note? Flo’s purse?

At least not until you’ve payed off the judge.

@NumberThree Today’s strip IS funny , but a repeat I think, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is so contemptuous of the Court that he’s trying to bribe the prosecution witness? , I have known Judges that have been bribed :o) my avatar is a cartoon of Dennis Mitchell the menace innocently getting Mr Wilson in trouble for ogling his pretty neighbour , well he’s alive not dead yet , Connie doesn’t mind if I look , she knows her hubby is faithful and we have no pretty n….. :oP, how was your day / ours should be busy but we will cope I hope, bulk shopping done we are in a good mood and I have to sneak out and buy a Birthday card , flowers and chocolates for Connie’s birthday tomorrow keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Andy’s got money?

Bribe the vicar……..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-21st-april-2021-23911493

Hey where did Andy get the cash from? It’s not like he has a job.

@Cappers I am an anglophile not a Royalist but the picture of Queen Elizabeth softly crying because of the death of her love of 73yrs together affects me sadly on a human level and the dead Duke loved our little island of Malta ,RIP

Andy should fear Judgement Day! :D

Oh c’mon, as skint as Andy is all the time, where did he get bribe money? ;-)

Spikes on the dock?

Andy’s just paying back what he owes…. Right. When pigs fly… Cue the Pink Floyd pig!

Just like members of the U.S. Congress taking “campaign contributions” from certain companies/industries/interest groups.

Since when does Andy have the scratch to pay ANYONE off?

The US Supreme Court would rule that since Mr. Capp is not saying WHY he’s giving the money to the witness, there’s no evidence of bribery. Or at least it would if he was a corporate executive and the witness was a politician. America!

Really missing Mahoney

Andy that’s weak, Dude.

xxx

@Afficionado

I was happy to hear that Derek Chauvin was found guilty yesterday. A truly despicable excuse of a human being. I might not live in the US but all I felt was relief and happiness for Geoge Floyd’s family that justice was served.

I hope Connie has a very Happy Birthday. Much Love and hugs.

I was at the hairdressers today. Got my braids in. Seeing as I’m so nice, we’ll forget about the 20 Likes on my first comment today and reduce it to 15. I was so mean for suggesting 20. Haha. When it reaches 15, I’ll post a pic at turnover.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. It’s been a truly gorgeous sunny day today. Makes me want to sing one of my favourite songs “Here Comes The Sun” by The Beatles.

Nice art work.

Knowing Andy, that’s probably not HIS money.

where did Andy get money for a bribe?

Your Honour, the witness has just realised he has mistaken the identity of the person he observed, and wishes to expunge his testimony from the record.