What a lovely picture of a pig mooing.
After 1500 or so of them, she oughta be used to birthdays.
Broomie, consider the alternative.
Would you rather have more birthdays or one funeral?
Why do people complain about having birthdays? It’ll be worse when you’re no longer having any.
Happy Birthday Broomie—now go zap somebody. (Just not me)
Consider the alternative …
After 1200 you stop counting!
It’s Grossie’s birthday over at Crock today too! If only there was another gift-giving occasion going on today…
Was Broomhilda born on Mother’s Day, or is that just a coincidence?
she cried in reaction while some others would just SCREAM IN DENIAL!
Having a birthday should be a good thing, at 76 it would be nice to be able to count on ~20 more with enough lung capacity to blow out the candles.. and enough brains to count them.
Could you imagine her celebrating Mother’s Day because she has children? You’d think she’d have been a mother sometime in the last 1500 years.
At what age does a 1,500 year old witch go through menopause ? Is she stuck at 1,500 ?
Maybe she’d feel better if they called ’em anniversaries.
Just think!!!!!! there are people in this world right now who know they won’t live to see another birthday. enjoy it when your special day arrives!
I only had one birthday; the rest are anniversaries!
You forgot today is mother’s day
Broomie, you should be proud of your age, whatever it really is (much more than a mere “1500 years,” I’m sure).
I have yet to hear anyone complain that they’ve stopped having birthdays.
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What a lovely picture of a pig mooing.
pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
After 1500 or so of them, she oughta be used to birthdays.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
Broomie, consider the alternative.
Nachikethass almost 3 years ago
Would you rather have more birthdays or one funeral?
Studebaker Hoch almost 3 years ago
Why do people complain about having birthdays? It’ll be worse when you’re no longer having any.
chris_o42 almost 3 years ago
Happy Birthday Broomie—now go zap somebody. (Just not me)
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
Consider the alternative …
tcayer almost 3 years ago
After 1200 you stop counting!
tcayer almost 3 years ago
It’s Grossie’s birthday over at Crock today too! If only there was another gift-giving occasion going on today…
carlzr almost 3 years ago
Was Broomhilda born on Mother’s Day, or is that just a coincidence?
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
she cried in reaction while some others would just SCREAM IN DENIAL!
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Having a birthday should be a good thing, at 76 it would be nice to be able to count on ~20 more with enough lung capacity to blow out the candles.. and enough brains to count them.
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
Could you imagine her celebrating Mother’s Day because she has children? You’d think she’d have been a mother sometime in the last 1500 years.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
At what age does a 1,500 year old witch go through menopause ? Is she stuck at 1,500 ?
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Maybe she’d feel better if they called ’em anniversaries.
j.l.farmer almost 3 years ago
Just think!!!!!! there are people in this world right now who know they won’t live to see another birthday. enjoy it when your special day arrives!
Suny almost 3 years ago
I only had one birthday; the rest are anniversaries!
JesseLouisMartinez almost 3 years ago
You forgot today is mother’s day
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Broomie, you should be proud of your age, whatever it really is (much more than a mere “1500 years,” I’m sure).
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
I have yet to hear anyone complain that they’ve stopped having birthdays.