Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 23, 2021

… or anywhere!! ;-\

A true Saab story.

There is nor-way he can afjord that.

He’s just a Swede old man trying to get by…

That’s less than $2. There’s no way he could find anything that cheap in Norway.

… or Jokes to definitely use in Norway.

I don’t think Slartibartfast would appreciate the joke either.

O slo day….

yay,yay it’ll lead to his waterloo………

Are puns a thing in other languages? It seems to me that the hybrid nature of English makes it especially suited to that sort of humour.

Den Mark, he says, “Iceland on me butt when da clerk punch me.”

Okay, no more Nordic puns, I Finnish here.

Oofta. At least it’s not an Ole and Sven joke.

Vikin’ the clerk understand his English?

I’d rather drive a fjord than a chevy

It’s on sale, sir.

but it’s not marked

i assure you…

Denmark it on sale!

( I know, wrong country, but Norway was I going to pick on the country where I learned to Lapp dance)

I’ll finish my coffee now…

And, do NOT mention horns on a traditional Viking helmet…either there OR GoComics!

Little known fact: Norway has a special area of their equivalent to our State Department specifically to deport tourists who use puns like this.

Norwegian Blues cost more than that.

A Swede or a Dane wouldn’t laugh at John Lennon’s jokes, but a Norwegian wood.

YOO HOOO! BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT!

He can’t pay, but he made a Nobel effort.

um, humor is way different in norway

You can tuna piano, but you can’t lutafisk.

I would have thought that joke was a Loch…

that’d be really fjoolish…

Loved visiting Norway!