Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2021

You’re just jealous. Look at all the snacks the things can hold.

Hiding under that ship stuck in the Suez Canal, no doubt.

Well, you’re no fun.

BOXer Shorts.

They really make your butt look big.

Where’d he get one for his size?

You’re running the risk of being permanently labeled. “Nerdzilla!”

Yeah? And just what are you going to haul around with those scrawny arms?

At least they’re not sweat pants, or as we call them “give up on life” pants.

“That’s only because you’re not cool – like I am.”

The are definitely not cool, infact they are very warm!!

But do you know?

Buildings stuffed in pockets, maybe. The really uncool thing is “Clutch Cargo” pants. :)

I hear a lot of cargo pants hate and don’t get it. My GF’s snotty adult daughter made a comment about it the first time I met her. We were walking the beach, for crying out loud…

Oh….that’s so sweet.

OMG Zilla.

Yeah, but he has snacks for later.

Haha, this is a good one.

I like cargo pants! But mostly wear old army camo pants. Same sort of thing. Can leave the purse at home.

You crack one open and there’s nothing but cell phone inside. Yuk.