Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 19, 2021

Next time send Pam.

What about the mission to the life moon?

So, it appears this time Dirk Raider actually got a few licks in.

They were SUPPOSED to go to FRISCO.

Seems like a slightly smarter version of Futurama’s Zap Brannigan.

Just wave a flag saying ‘mission accomplished’ and pretend the next 18 years isn’t going to happen.

Well at least it wasn’t a disaster!!

I DIDN’T EVEN GET A TEE SHIRT!!

Failure is always an option.

Isn’t Fiasco that Italian guy down in engineering?

Failure may not be an option, but it sure as hell can be an outcome. The likelihood of it is in inverse proportion to the humility of the person doing it.

He’s alive, isn’t he?

The truth behind this story is? It’s Monday and Brewster Rockit crashed into the dark side of the moon. No one on the Death Moon notices, as Brewster Rockit crashed into the dark side of the real moon.

Well so long as the job gets done…

Serves you right. Next time, try the Mild Indigestion Moon or the Hangnail Moon.

“Negative Success” is however, still on the table…

^¿^

“What’d ’ya bring me?”

So Luke can defeat a Death Star but you can’t even handle a Death Moon?

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Brewster is looking chic. Distressed jeans are very fashionable.

Death moon?

If you went in something other than that Buck Rodgers era rocket ship, you’d might have more success.

In a FB group the question came up of the Death Star vs. the Planet Killer (aka Doomsday Machine), the consensus was that the Planet Killer would win.

What does everyone here think?

Failure is always an option