Lay Lines by Carol Lay for June 14, 2021

Don’t forget the long eggplant and the peach!

Or are those hiding behind the watermelons (in purple) and behind the mystery shopper on the right (in light orange)?

Those with narrow minds see the widest range of flaws in the world. To most people a melon is a melon and and a banana is a banana, but those focused on suppressing natural responses to natural stimuli see everything as offensive.

Sometimes, a dong is just a dong.

IN YOUR FACE! DESTROY THE CENSORSHIP!!!!!

Reminds me of a book I read in the 80’s: Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men.

https://www.amazon.com/Why-Cucumbers-Are-Better-Than-ebook/dp/B00MO88GIE/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3VF6ML0V7OT13&dchild=1&keywords=cucumbers+are+better+than+men&qid=1623673219&sprefix=cucumbers+are+%2Caps%2C167&sr=8-2

OMG

Is this an “all in the eye of the beholder” things?

And then she ended up in a comic strip called Lay Lines!

And the poultry section was full of breasts and thighs.

Believe me – there are things I wish someone had stopped me from seeing.

I never found nudity nor sex on tv.

Honi soit qui mal y pense

I would suggest going camping… but that would mean being surrounded by twigs and berries.

and pork butts

I remember a sunny afternoon in the park with a smallish group of teens. We were perusing a dictionary looking in vain for a word that could not be construed as having sexual overtones.