Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 17, 2021

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    We used to, pre-pandemic, attend open houses from time to time, just for the recreation of it. The ones I liked best were run by a real estate company that sent out several dozen frozen “bake and serve” cookies with their agent. Pop a dozen or two into the oven 30 minutes before the door opens, and then put another dozen or two in every hour or so. Not only does it smell good, but fairly often, you get to eat a nice warm cookie!

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    I don’t think putting out regurgitated worms would help -

    I think most birds prefer to consume and regurgitate their own.

    Put out some fresh live worms and maybe some seeds in a dish.

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 3 years ago

    Won’t do any good. The next-door-neighbor is still flying a “Garfield 2020” flag.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    And a small worm scented candle.

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    Never mind, just do some “jingle mail” and fly south. The lady next door opened up a cat recuse.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    Tie a few balloons to the front perch.

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    FunnyMinnion  about 3 years ago

    Very covid friendly

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    So worms are better than apple and cinnamon sticks simmering on the stove?

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