Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 14, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 3 years ago

    The “cheap” ones end up with “egg” rolls on their faces.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The first two characters on the banner are heaven/sky and earth/soil. Can anyone make out the third or on the lantern?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “… in bed.”

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    Pickled Pete  about 3 years ago

    When the waitress isn’t serving, she’s stuffing the fortune cookies.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mine says ‘Listen to her.’

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Read the room!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    “A foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies.”

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    moeric9  about 3 years ago

    Mine says “remove before eating cookie”

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    redback  about 3 years ago

    mine says ‘if that sounds like a treat about what they do to your food, don’t eat there ever again and report to authorities’

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    thejanith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Great! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start a day.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    But this meal is already costing a fortune.

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    Taracinablue  about 3 years ago

    Sounds a tad threatening.

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