You’re going to old yourself one day Eno. Of course you’ll never have kids to berate you. No woman will ever have you.
He’ll berate you for being you!
Then you mean “berating birthday cards”.
Well Eno, maybe ya outta look in the mirror, first!!!
I may be getting older but you are a loner and in the morning I’ll wake up with your mother and you will still be a loner.
- with apologies to Winston Churchill.
Berating is what Dads are all about. I mean really, Dad Jokes are a thing because …well you know. Just because.
mine are always x-rated
“B-rated”? I wouldn’t rate him above a “D”.
B-rated greeting card sold at Dollar Tree.
I still laugh about a Birthday Card a colleague received several years ago. On the front was a beautiful young girl and the words “See this young girl”? When you open it up, it says, “You are old enough to be her father!”
He’s already berated when they find out that you’re his son.
Buddy. You will be there someday too……
Dad will feel old if you tell him there are muzak versions for all of his favorite Hank Williams songs.
Berated? That’s not strong enough. Get a degraded one.
Panel Three: Colorist missed her lower lip again. All the better to distract us from those boobs! Ouch! :)
What a great son…
Getting old is one of the perks of living. Who ever dies with the most birthdays wins,
Surprised Hallmark and American Greetings haven’t started making cards for that.
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allen@home about 3 years ago
You’re going to old yourself one day Eno. Of course you’ll never have kids to berate you. No woman will ever have you.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’ll berate you for being you!
Yontrop about 3 years ago
Then you mean “berating birthday cards”.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well Eno, maybe ya outta look in the mirror, first!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago
I may be getting older but you are a loner and in the morning I’ll wake up with your mother and you will still be a loner.
- with apologies to Winston Churchill.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Berating is what Dads are all about. I mean really, Dad Jokes are a thing because …well you know. Just because.
bigger Nate about 3 years ago
mine are always x-rated
gammaguy about 3 years ago
“B-rated”? I wouldn’t rate him above a “D”.
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
B-rated greeting card sold at Dollar Tree.
martynhappyone about 3 years ago
I still laugh about a Birthday Card a colleague received several years ago. On the front was a beautiful young girl and the words “See this young girl”? When you open it up, it says, “You are old enough to be her father!”
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
He’s already berated when they find out that you’re his son.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Buddy. You will be there someday too……
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Dad will feel old if you tell him there are muzak versions for all of his favorite Hank Williams songs.
Ratkin about 3 years ago
Berated? That’s not strong enough. Get a degraded one.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
Panel Three: Colorist missed her lower lip again. All the better to distract us from those boobs! Ouch! :)
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
What a great son…
Old Man River about 3 years ago
Getting old is one of the perks of living. Who ever dies with the most birthdays wins,
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
Surprised Hallmark and American Greetings haven’t started making cards for that.