The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2021

Ewww…

Well, at least there aren’t any altar boys around.

Let’s just hope they don’t have to lay on hands. I preach every Sunday but never in just my drawers! That guy needs to be covered in more than just prayer!

Another disturbing yet funny comic.

I guess the only thing to say is OMG!

And they thing Hith praitheth.

I have seen the light !!!

Please put on some clothes or at least get a tan.

the choir members had a thong in their hearts…

Yuck! He needs to “Speedo” it up!

This made me snort laugh.

Ah. This must be the church of the scantily clad.

It wouldn’t surprise her if they spoke in tongues?

Where is everyone keeping the collection money?

They’re wishing he’d borrow a robe from the choir!

And next, the thong of Tholomon.

…as the rim shot dribbles down the side of the joke…

They follow a lunar calendar celebrating their most holy days with the full moon.

No matter how strange you can imagine behavior to be… you can find a religion that does it… and proclaim it’s the only way.

They are running for office as they have nothing to hide!

They really practice turning the other cheek.

This one’s really going to need an interpretation. (Obscure theological joke)

Why are you acting tho thurprised Malanie. I told you they thpeak in thongs here.

Pastor Pete’s sermon…walking on water.

Another cult is exposed.

Do the church bells ring ding thong?

Time to leave when they drop their thongs and start handling their snakes.

‘Back in the day’ when I was young – thongs were the toe-separating sandals made of good material – leather usually – When the flip-flops arrived on the scene, with their cheap materials and scattered in pieces all over the beach, people changed the name of thong-like shoes to flip-flops – and now ‘thong’ was available to be used to describe ‘butt-floss’ . I like the old definition better.

Those aren’t snakes they’re handling either. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Now if this was a female priest I might even start going to church.

The name of the church, you ask? Annunciation of the B.V.D.

Cold goose-bumps between the men’s legs.

And Adam and Eve were tossed out of The Garden of Eden for wearing the forbidden fruit of the loom.

Pthalm 96 tellth uth to “Thing unto the Lord a new thong.”

He ought to talk about David and Goliath while using one of those as a slingshot.

She thought you had a lisp.

After worship is the Baptism at the beach.

What song do they sing? “Running Bear or Rawhide”?