Monty by Jim Meddick for April 12, 2021

Of course.

That’s a switch. It’s usually the socks that go missing.

Just knit it back together.

What do you mean there’s just a couple of socks? I never find a couple of socks. One of the pair always buggers off!

Can’t accuse them of lying.

I didn’t exactly LOL but I did snort… Didn’t see that one coming… Thank you Jim…

well that could have been good to know earlier.

oh monty, you’re such a lovable disaster!

Been there.

More likely it says, “Hand wash only”.

No worries – throw it in the dryer on extra hot to shake the other tags off of it

Sort of like my laundry. But there would be more of it and it would all be transformed into a color between that of the former sweater and volcanic ash.

And here I thought what Monty was calling socks, was the sweater.

Hey! Monty’s a guy, and Everybody Knows, guys don’t read no stinkin’ instructions!

—Besides, it wasn’t all that great a sweater anyway….