Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 18, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget to issue “deceits” for all merchandise.

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve heard of “five finger discount” but Six Bullet Clearance??

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    Does dis count as one item?

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    mike.firesmith  almost 3 years ago

    I think the caption got cropped, or it sleeps with the fishes.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    The bodies are piling up…Joe Phabeets has had enough of people stealing from his men’s wear store. They’ll all sleep with the fishes soon…as soon as Wally “the heavy shoe” concrete guy comes…

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    “No, you idiot! Kill him AFTER he enters his pin for the credit card!”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sorry Sir’ we’re going to have to charge extra to treat those blood stains…

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    They specialize in a line of get-away clothing, if you can get away with it.

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    vacman  almost 3 years ago

    My thoughts were “Shoplifters Will Be Shot”

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