Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 07, 2021

Typical man — wouldn’t ask for directions…

The question is, did he ask for directions?

Now I picture a new, revised version of the source material: The Inject-a-Little-Humor Version.

In my defense it’s a late and I’m tired.

Forget the Promised Land, we need to find a barber!

This is not just the destination – it’s about the journey.

Plus, there’s a book deal coming out of this.

That’s enough out of you, Korah.

Now don’t be blaming Moses. Is this where the ‘blame it on someone else’ credo that is so prevalent today started?

It wasn’t Moses’ fault, actually.

Even God had a sense of humor…

Wasn’t it Joshua who led the people to the Promised Land?

Maybe he’s delaying them on purpose?

Why don’t we just use the space lasers to show the way?

Hey guys, you’re who decided to not enter the Promised Land when you first got there. It could’ve been just a couple of months, but nooooooo…..