The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 08, 2021

Rory, shearers like to get the fleece in ONE piece, OK?

Wool ya look at that!

AWWWW, poor widdle sheepy.

Where? Where? All I see are barnyard bird brains.

“Don’t worry, it’ll grow back.”…….That’s the same thing my Mom would say after Dad gave us our haircuts when I was a kid.

I’d have thought Rory likes to run around nekkid.

Love the smirk on Stan’s face!

(((((((((((GASP! Rorys naked! )))))))))

“Ovinity”, dummkopf.

Stand still for a moment so we can tell if Rory is a boy or girls name.

That exclamation goes way back to 1937 when radio reporter Herb Morrison spoke it in great anguish upon seeing the airship Hindenberg burst into flames.

“Boundin’”, Pixar

Aw yes, the time of year to fleece the flock. I don’t miss shearing, dirty nasty job.

Lamb Chop?

Rory needs a vist from the Great American Jackalope

I don’t believe it was shear ecstasy.

Oh the mouflonity!

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So let me introduce to ewe

The one and only Sheepy Shearer

And Sweetheart Rory’s Lonely Shear Club Barn!

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- with apologies to the Beatles

The Oster works better than the Wahl when it’s clipping time.

We feel your pain, Rory.

Rory got fleeced. Quite a yarn to tell.

Places that included hair (for me cut) places opened only recently after the last code red. I had five months of wool to shear but that (bad word) bad spot was just waiting for showtime.