Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 08, 2021

Bucketfoot.

at my employed grocery store, the only famous people I hear on the intercom are those asked to return to their car in an area they’re not allowed to park

Nothing and no one but Alice must be the center of attention at all times! Why does she have to keep reminding you?

I’ll say it again, Calvin and Susie all over again …..

Ya dumb bucket head.

You’re losing at every turn today, Alice. Might as well just sit back and watch the action.

Little boy at the Wal*Mart kicked both his shoes and socks off. Wondered if I could get away with that.

look for Alice to “lose” both of hers so her shoes will be more famous.

But the fun really starts when their mothers are waiting at the checkout line and they pull up next to the dreaded shelves of temptation…

As Gore Vidal said, “It is not enough to succeed. Bucket-heads must fail.”

Trader Joe’s won’t let me ride in the shopping carts anymore. Besides which no one will push me.

Thompson must have had kids. Two or three year old little girl kids. Oh, will I get hated on for this.

Alice, I hope Kevin gets on tonight’s local news; “Kevin (last name withheld at family request) was denied the use of his right shoe today at the Town’s local market. Recovery so far has not been made! Film at 11:00.”

In the future, everyone’s shoe will be famous for fifteen minutes.

Of course, being famous for being lost is a mixed honor. The only way to stay famous is to stay lost, like Jimmy Hoffa or D.B. Cooper; once you’re found, people forget about you pretty quickly.

From what I have seen on “The people of Walmart” you literally can get away with anything (or is that nothing)!

Alice is so insanely jealous of anyone else but her being in the spotlight even for a moment!

Bet she wishes she had one green sneaker!

Kevin’s pretty swift with new ideas. It’s hard to keep up, even if you were first to discover the staring fish.

Bucket Head Kevin sure does piss off Alice.