I remember when my dad became an epidemiologist. For years I’d have to explain what the word meant to my friends, most of whom thought it had something to do with skin (epidermis) rather than diseases (epidemics). Of course, now that my dad’s retired, everyone on the planet knows what an epidemiologist is!
Used to partner with Dr. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Here's Waldo about 3 years ago
Must be from Wales.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
he specializes in special line items on your bill…
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
He’sfrommyhometown.That’showwewriteourstuff.
Doug K about 3 years ago
The longer the name of his specialty, the more he can charge.
e.groves about 3 years ago
“Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.” They’ll fix you up. “For Duty and Humanity!”
ncorgbl about 3 years ago
Tom Stiglich ‘specializes’ in fabricated tales, and conservative fear peddling comics.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
They say Stiglich was trained by Dr. Bender, always twisting and turning the issues.
skyriderwest about 3 years ago
I remember when my dad became an epidemiologist. For years I’d have to explain what the word meant to my friends, most of whom thought it had something to do with skin (epidermis) rather than diseases (epidemics). Of course, now that my dad’s retired, everyone on the planet knows what an epidemiologist is!
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Specialists know more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing
Lablubber about 3 years ago
Used to partner with Dr. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Well he’s conserving spaces.
moeric9 about 3 years ago
I bet he recommends CVS pharmacy.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
In other words: The Department of Sesquipedality