Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 12, 2021

Actual size.

“Image enlarged to show detail”

Your own shell looks ok.

It looked bigger on the screen.

Better downsize.

“Maybe I can get this for my kid.”

Is it inflatable?

Will it get bigger if I add water?

I get the same feeling when I see that big juicy hamburger from the commercials.

Did he already buy it? If he did, it looks like he got hosed.

Smart snail! For major purchases, it may be good to shop online — but always inspect in person before you buy.

Snails generally don’t downside.

Oh, hey, the spiral’s going the right way!

To late, it’s already been bought by foreign investors.

Darn fractal domiciles.

looks like a shell game to me

So often I buy things on Amazon that are smaller than they appear in the picture. If only they included something to compare to.