Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 19, 2021

Yes, and chess too…..

I wouldn’t even buy that material for drapes

Need sports car. My sixty year old son, single again, just bought a Porsche. “I guess you are dating again, sonny.”

Classic Herb from WKRP

Reminds me of a line in Superman (1978): Say, Jim, that’s a bad outfit!

Maybe you’re just a good sport.

Does Cosmo have a new job as a Used Car Salesman/Salesbird?

you see a lot of these in the local Macy’s. All i can think “from the Jimmy Olsen collection”

How about Monopoly? Cosmo may be the only one wearing that suit.

I see a lot of Zoot in that suit.

It’s the saddle shoes that make it…

Cosmo got it from the dead hobo bin at WalMart

Would you buy a used car from someone wearing a suit like that?

It’s no harder on the eyes than classical golf attire.

Hemingway said, “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” I understand his reasoning behind the quote. And no, I don’t approve of bullfighting but I understand why he included that.

Lose the shoes…..

Full body contact strip checkers, maybe…

Um, something else. (p*mp)

King me!

Reminds me of something I read many years ago. One day a news reporter wearing a very loud plaid suit got reassigned to the court of a very strict, no-nonsense judge. The judge called him out for his “inappropriate attire” and the reporter responded, “But Your Honor, I thought Justice was blind.” The judge quickly shot back, “She is son but by no means is she deaf!”

I like it!

If he’s lucky a woman will jump him