Old joke: Ole doc made a visit to the farm house where the farmer’s wife was ready to birth her baby.
He had the farmer hold the lamp so he could see what he was doing. After doc delivered the baby, he told the farmer, “Keep holing the lamp; there’s another one.”
He delivered the second baby and said, “Wait, there’s one more.” and delivered it too.
As soon as he delivered the third baby, the farmer turned off the lamp.
The doctor complained, “What are you doing? I can’t see a thing!”
A professor I had in college had a very large young family. His wife gave birth to twins the first time, triplets the second, and twins again on the third go-round. He had a vasectomy after that!
Oh, there was no history of duplicate births on either side of the family…
A nurse I knew told about a young couple who came into the hospital for their first child. They wanted a natural birth, no unnatural medical interference. The husband had a book on natural child birth to which he referred often. After a very long day and night of labor, they agreed to an ultrasound which showed twins. When given that news the husband said “twins! What’s that!” and started to look it up in the book.
It is a bit crude but I recall a med student in my college days who was good with the quips. Somehow the discussion got to large families and multiple births when he decided to opine.
“Somebody needs to tell these women that it’s a vagina and not a clown car.”
That went along with the remark he made to a defensive girl.
“You know Little Lady, it’s a vagina and not a pez dispenser.”
dshans about 3 years ago
Yoinks! Zounds, even!
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
That’s not just having babies, that’s having a litter of them.
sirbadger about 3 years ago
Back before ultrasound was common, it was possible to be surprised by that. My mother was surprised by twins.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
So the older ones are the twins, but I wonder how she gave birth to them at the same time.
AtariDragon about 3 years ago
“That doesn’t explain why she didn’t make breakfast.”
nosirrom about 3 years ago
With the volume discount that comes to $38,478.00
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
She’s been a busy woman!
Zykoic about 3 years ago
She waited until the bars closed so he could be there if he wanted.
Qiset about 3 years ago
Each was a year or so apart.
MayCauseBurns about 3 years ago
Uh, I need to go to the store for cigarettes…
Doug K about 3 years ago
We just came in to get our vaccinations.
purepaul about 3 years ago
Needs a sign- NO LITTERING
dflak about 3 years ago
Old joke: Ole doc made a visit to the farm house where the farmer’s wife was ready to birth her baby.
He had the farmer hold the lamp so he could see what he was doing. After doc delivered the baby, he told the farmer, “Keep holing the lamp; there’s another one.”
He delivered the second baby and said, “Wait, there’s one more.” and delivered it too.
As soon as he delivered the third baby, the farmer turned off the lamp.
The doctor complained, “What are you doing? I can’t see a thing!”
The farmer told him, “The light’s drawin’ them.”
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Tell her for me I’m outta heeeeeeeere!
JSH in Dover about 3 years ago
“But, wait! There’s more…”
cracker65 about 3 years ago
You poor man. I have two kids and they drive me nuts.
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Talk about your shock and awe. WOW!! He’ll need a room next.
tremaine53 about 3 years ago
“Lassie is doing well. You can visit her and the pups in Kennel 3.”
Linguist about 3 years ago
A professor I had in college had a very large young family. His wife gave birth to twins the first time, triplets the second, and twins again on the third go-round. He had a vasectomy after that!
Oh, there was no history of duplicate births on either side of the family…
bobbyferrel about 3 years ago
Sir? Sir? Now where did he go?
pcmcdonald about 3 years ago
I’ve old guys driving 2 seater sports cars and the women sitting next to them look like dogs.
KEA about 3 years ago
he’s still standing… I’m impressed
cooganm Premium Member about 3 years ago
She’s been working on her quads
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 3 years ago
What a delivery THAT was!
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, his life is now over. Welcome to Hellsville and Paupertown.
rshive about 3 years ago
One sort of wonders at what point good news becomes not-quite-so-good.
paranormal about 3 years ago
He’s dead!!!
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
…and he got a migraine at 2:27 A.M.
saltylife16 about 3 years ago
Put on a pot of coffee. It’s going to be a long night.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
Still need a few more to round out the volleyball team.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
When does the next train leave for anywhere?……
oldlady07 Premium Member about 3 years ago
A nurse I knew told about a young couple who came into the hospital for their first child. They wanted a natural birth, no unnatural medical interference. The husband had a book on natural child birth to which he referred often. After a very long day and night of labor, they agreed to an ultrasound which showed twins. When given that news the husband said “twins! What’s that!” and started to look it up in the book.
admiree2 about 3 years ago
It is a bit crude but I recall a med student in my college days who was good with the quips. Somehow the discussion got to large families and multiple births when he decided to opine.
“Somebody needs to tell these women that it’s a vagina and not a clown car.”
That went along with the remark he made to a defensive girl.
“You know Little Lady, it’s a vagina and not a pez dispenser.”
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
Quadruplets
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Hooray, I have a boy.
NWdryad about 3 years ago
Are we sure this isn’t a veterinarian’s office?
mikecurley about 3 years ago
Quads
htenhoeve about 3 years ago
i kid you not my son in law has quads, 3 girls and a boy, grown now. my step grands.
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
Holy!