Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 15, 2021

PMS can be a bitch.

How do mood slides and mood see-saws manifest themselves?

We’ll let that slide, Aunty.

Teeter-totering on the edge.

The doctor told my wife she would no longer have mood swings after her hysterectomy. I sure wish they had done the surgery 2 weeks later.

How about the entire Amazon jungle swinging through the trees like a monkey on steroids?

Moody-go-round?

The slippery slope of standard humanity..

I prefer the term ‘mood bungees’ instead of ‘mood swings’.

Walt: “Let me off this Marry-Go-Round!”

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

So that’s what you meant when you’ve been tellin’ everyone you’re a swinger.

I will just leave the room quietly now, Sweetie.

Tommy Dorsey& Woody Herman swings are not bad if you can’t watch a Michael Trout swing.

I don’t like it when my Mood swings.

It makes me Dizzy, then I fall down and people think I’m Drunk.

…and the bad grammar to go with it. “Damned playground”. Not “damn”.

I’ve been known to draw a mood swings comic. I did at least three tire swings in different colors. I still have a couple of mood rings.