Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 09, 2021

It’s always the fine print that gets us…………………….

No Pool Boy?

Life’s a beach.

My Mother’s Day gift to myself is going to be future deletions of unreadable Aunty Acid cartoons; my eyes will love it! (Fed obviously doesn’t care about his fans any more).

Reference The Beatles Baby you can drive my car.

No money required, Aunty. You already live in a bitch house, and Walt is your hapless slavey.

Wanted: Unending delusion of unattainable reality.

Wanted:

Snappy comeback to today’s ’toon.

Also early morning functioning brain.

Also more coffee.

Beach please!

So, how many of you missed the teeny tiny bearly legible thin white text on yellow background?

Why does Backland insist white on yellow!?

Aunty’s dreaming again…

Actually it might be best if you avoided the beach, too many save the whalers.

White letters on a yellow background are very difficult to read. Here’s yet another Aunty Acid that is largely illegible. Please, stop using white letters if you’re going to have a yellow background. Yellow and black, okay, dark color and white, okay, yellow and white, awful.

How many GED jokes have emerged in the applicants for this job?

“Wanted: General Education Diploma C students. High literacy rate not required by lawn.”

,,,,,,, AND indeed there was a #65 Tyler Beach ball game at the Mayo Bowl, which gives the term ‘Beach House’ another dimension.