That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 10, 2021

The spark went out of the marriage once the jokes got old.

Dance until you drop your pants.

Dude! Zip up your pants, there are kids here… Oh. It’s why you have so many kids here, isn’t it (and why the wife looks so tired)

“Dr. Love’s” last “Miracle Cure” attempt before his arrest.

“Belt? Who needs a belt when one has hips and moves like I do? Topol, eat your heart out!”

“Mr Bojangles! PANTS!” Who do you think you are, an elected official?

happy pappy gettin’ a bit slap happy again…

(Woman in the back thinks): Yeah, another guy who thinks he’s got paradise in his jeans.

“Okay – so I ain’t no Fred Astaire ! Well you ain’t no Ginger Rogers, neither !”

When you dance, dispense with your belt/ and you’ll be thought suave, soigne’, and svelte../ and when you saunter by/ with your wide-open fly/ – why, the hearts of the ladies will melt !

Will Mastin, when Sammy got really big and went solo. (maybe just a little too abstruse?)

He just revolutionized the male stripper industry!

The zipper had not been invented yet!

It’s just a jump to the left and then a step to the right, With your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

Freedie the Freeloader after a few too many. (apologies to Red Skeleton)

“Trust me, you can dance,” Tequila

Flasher in training

I have mixed feeling about this. On the plus side, not using your hands while using the bathroom becomes a guilt-free experience for men. On minus side, zipping up could go catastrophically, horrifyingly wrong.

Mitt Romney shows off his “temple garments”.

Cooling off the crown jewels!

Lady thinking,”If I could dump this kid, I’d jump your bones!”

“Gangsta – The Movie” explores the early mistakes of a group attempting to define its culture.

After years and years of training in ‘Mind Over Matter’, there was still only one trick she could do.

“Clappers”: They’re the garment that’s made for the guy/ who can’t always find his fly/ but still wants to try/ (though Heaven knows why)/ to just keep his trousers dry!

Mary Anne Trump: “Geez Fred, not on Donald’s Birthday!!”

What $10 gets you for your child’s birthday party.

“Look Ma ! No hands ! "

Hopefully I can earn enough money to afford to buy some castanets.

Herbert, not now can’t you see I’m busy!

Where “Pants on the Ground” came from.

That’s just how the first baby got conceived……

I used to dance like that.

After the restraining order, not so much…

The baby is just a bit, shall we say, odd looking?

The Catalonian Chippendale troupe conducting its first audition.

Hey, your barn door is open!

Its a snap, with Snapper!

Former Prince Harry, Meghan and Archie a year after leaving the Monarchy.

A Drunk: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Museu_d%27Art_de_Cerdanyola_2017_-_19.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/togores_i_llach_jose_de.html 

https://visitmuseum.gencat.cat/en/museu-d-art-de-cerdanyola/space/sala-togores 

http://dbe.rah.es/biografias/8703/jose-de-togores-llach 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his Catalan Wikipedia page 

https://ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josep_de_Togores_i_Llach 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate most webpages as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2659 (March 9, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“And that, dear child, is what led to you coming into this world!”

Worst birthday clown ever!

“See how he undid his pants without using his hands? That is why I married your father.”

She said, “You know, some couples celebrate their anniversary together”. (With thanks to “The Coal Miner’s Daughter”.

Next he’ll be giving granny a lap dance.

Jockomo, just presented with is new born, does the strip dance ready for more “Action”mrs jockomo is saying “hell no! jockomo”

Sounds dangerous.

A poor vagrant magician singing his rendition of the old sea shanty Hey presto and UP she rises!! :>)

This is where the phrase “skip to the loo” came from.