Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 08, 2021

Put on a…..happy face.

I chuckled at this ….

The obsequious lying face of course!

Both of them. You might want to take someone along as well.

Take him to the Fun-House’s room of mirrors. There you should be able to get most if not all of his faces. And get them all at the same time too!

Maybe you need to ask for more than one meeting.

How much money do you have?

During one of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, Douglas accused Lincoln of being two-faced. Replied Lincoln calmly, “I leave it to my audience: If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”

Probably not the “companies are people as long as they are just giving me money” face

We can hope for an honest one. Might get lucky.

He’s a multitasker, he can lie out of both mouths at once.

Why bother?

Certainly not the fake sincere face.

His back end

Either way it will be an About-Face.

All of ’em!