Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 20, 2021

So much for women wanting someone willing to commit.

And what would he have done if she had said yes?

Has ye never read the Count’s biography, Gary?

Sorry Gary. That line only works on extremely handsome vampires.

One Eno is enough Gary!

Yeah, Gary…you’re a little shaky on step two…

What ever happened to ,“Hello”!

Gary, you can’t come out of the gate with that… unless she’s pushing 40 :)

I don’t know. Honesty, don’t lose that, Gary. It’ll take more time, but you’ll get what you want and it’ll be consensual.

and all of a sudden, his hair was not so perfect!

You’d like her to relinquish her blood to you. How can you have existed so many years and not learned about English verbs?

he’s from europe…

I like Leo, though I think he can be quite mean at times (who is not, right?), but I will have to side with him on this one. Bad, Gary, bad!

Baby steps…..

Gary, stick to Goth Chicks.

Premature, Gary. —Your remark, not her rejection of it and you….

That’s definitely a third date line.

You should be offering her a drink, not asking for one, Gary.