I guess the “Lion Sleeps Tonight” Tarzan and some French cuisine? At least he is in one piece, I saw a Tarzan movie once, over 40 years ago, black and white. The prisoners were tied on 2 trees that were crossed and bent back, then the chief/witch doctor would cut the rope and the trees would straighten. Of course after 2 or 3 executions, Tarzan arrives with Tantor and spoils the fun.
I have not been able to find that movie on the internet.
Say, how did the Wazulus knows that the guy who could swim was the bad brother and that the bad brother was their culprit? I don’t recalls Tarzan or anyone else informing the Wazulus about Tarzan’s brilliant “swim in crocodile infested water or die” plan to find out who was who? How’d they know that the guy who swam away was their man? Didn’t Tarzan make his brilliant plan with the movie director and miss French after getting the two brothers away from the Wazulu, after the movie director revealed only to Tarzan about the heart condition of good twin?
I recently was irritated by the new Kong/Godzilla’s physics errors, and then thought “You idiot, you’re unhappy about science errors in a movie about a giant ape, a huge sorta lizard, and a hidden world near the center of the earth?” Given the huge logic gaps in this really disappointing story, I guess I should overlook the plot stupidities. But it’s hard.Connections somehow to the movie Robert Rodriguez has his two children write.
Split from stem to stern just like a pig ready for Wazulu BBQ. Slutty Sue French is playing her big horrified scene with tears dropping like cheap wine because the best parts for her have been taken. Pass the Gallo and short ribs please since the Wazulus have taken all of the good pieces!
DaveG1960 about 3 years ago
Ms. French decided she didn’t want breakfast after all..
martinstevense Premium Member about 3 years ago
Not only a gruesome sight, but certainly also painstakingly just.
R.R.Bedford about 3 years ago
only slightly more merciful than being hung, drawn and quartered
Polsixe about 3 years ago
Even Tarzan’s jaw dropped a bit so it must be pretty bad. And he’s seen a thing or two because he’s done a thing or two.
Gent about 3 years ago
Ah, yes. Just as I had suspected yesterday. It’s the old Wazulu spear impaling trick.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 3 years ago
Those spears look to be a little low on the body. Hmmmm…..wonder what the body part target was?
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
Safe to say we all feel better about this one. Sure, they are corny, but happy endings are the best.
joe piglet Premium Member about 3 years ago
I guess the “Lion Sleeps Tonight” Tarzan and some French cuisine? At least he is in one piece, I saw a Tarzan movie once, over 40 years ago, black and white. The prisoners were tied on 2 trees that were crossed and bent back, then the chief/witch doctor would cut the rope and the trees would straighten. Of course after 2 or 3 executions, Tarzan arrives with Tantor and spoils the fun.
I have not been able to find that movie on the internet.
tripwire45 about 3 years ago
I knew it.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 3 years ago
It’s amazing how everyone ended up on the same bank of the river after Tarzan took the bridge out.
Gent about 3 years ago
Say, how did the Wazulus knows that the guy who could swim was the bad brother and that the bad brother was their culprit? I don’t recalls Tarzan or anyone else informing the Wazulus about Tarzan’s brilliant “swim in crocodile infested water or die” plan to find out who was who? How’d they know that the guy who swam away was their man? Didn’t Tarzan make his brilliant plan with the movie director and miss French after getting the two brothers away from the Wazulu, after the movie director revealed only to Tarzan about the heart condition of good twin?
rstove428 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I recently was irritated by the new Kong/Godzilla’s physics errors, and then thought “You idiot, you’re unhappy about science errors in a movie about a giant ape, a huge sorta lizard, and a hidden world near the center of the earth?” Given the huge logic gaps in this really disappointing story, I guess I should overlook the plot stupidities. But it’s hard.Connections somehow to the movie Robert Rodriguez has his two children write.
profkatz about 3 years ago
Split from stem to stern just like a pig ready for Wazulu BBQ. Slutty Sue French is playing her big horrified scene with tears dropping like cheap wine because the best parts for her have been taken. Pass the Gallo and short ribs please since the Wazulus have taken all of the good pieces!
jtt about 3 years ago
Upside down spear practice! That’s good for some extra credit!