Canned Goods Canned Bads
Well I know which shelf canned chili is on
the latter shelf must be the soon-to-expire stuff
There once was a company owned and operated by the Good family. The sons and daughters were fired by the father for objecting to his tyrannical managerial approach. Canned Goods.
I heard that more US soldiers died in WWI from eating bad canned cabbage than from enemy bullets.
That store is missing the section of the canned uglies!
That looks amazing like our co`op supermarket store whose motto is prices up daily, shelves guaranteed half empty.
And in the adult shop ’round the corner, caned bads.
You can make gravy from bats?
So, canned liver/onions on the right there then?
Would that be where one would find a bad minton racquet?
Notice that the bads are out-selling the goods…
Now, if someone would point me to the canned laughter aisle…
“Where can I find the canned bads?”
“Over by the disservice counter.”
na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batcan!
[or Badcan, I guess.]
Have you been zooming with Pastis again?
You can get Mae West in a can?!
One of them must contain botulin.
Very good, Tatulli.
Canned bad is a synonym for vegetables
Where’s the Canned Laughter?
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
eolan59 about 3 years ago
Well I know which shelf canned chili is on
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
the latter shelf must be the soon-to-expire stuff
UTZAAKE about 3 years ago
There once was a company owned and operated by the Good family. The sons and daughters were fired by the father for objecting to his tyrannical managerial approach. Canned Goods.
Qiset about 3 years ago
I heard that more US soldiers died in WWI from eating bad canned cabbage than from enemy bullets.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
That store is missing the section of the canned uglies!
Tog about 3 years ago
That looks amazing like our co`op supermarket store whose motto is prices up daily, shelves guaranteed half empty.
Nyckname about 3 years ago
And in the adult shop ’round the corner, caned bads.
rshive about 3 years ago
You can make gravy from bats?
Mighty Phavahg about 3 years ago
So, canned liver/onions on the right there then?
DavidPlatt about 3 years ago
Would that be where one would find a bad minton racquet?
ferddo about 3 years ago
Notice that the bads are out-selling the goods…
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now, if someone would point me to the canned laughter aisle…
Daeder about 3 years ago
“Where can I find the canned bads?”
“Over by the disservice counter.”
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 3 years ago
na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Batcan!
[or Badcan, I guess.]
asrialfeeple about 3 years ago
Have you been zooming with Pastis again?
Bilan about 3 years ago
You can get Mae West in a can?!
BC in NC Premium Member about 3 years ago
One of them must contain botulin.
cageywayne about 3 years ago
Very good, Tatulli.
Kate#1best about 3 years ago
Canned bad is a synonym for vegetables
sunchaunzo over 1 year ago
Where’s the Canned Laughter?