A conference championship on the horizon??? How long has it been since we have seen one of those at Milford? Will they make into the State playdowns….you will have to wait three weeks to find out…cuz we have to get through Vic and his van saga…can’t wait until we get to see it being detailed
P1 Prom Checklist: Rent a Tux, Get Van Cleaned Up, Four Condoms. P2: Who is girl in upper right? She looks like a 6th grader. P3: Is regular season over now? What is the tiebreak? One game playoff?
P1 Y’know, speaking of motor vehicles, you can wash my goat after you clean the van
P2 Fist-pump girl gets fired with Mimi, who bet on herself in the missing coaches pool, they can’t wait to see Vito from Goshen to collect their winnings
P3 After checking scores online, Mimi mentions that Madison lost as she takes her daily call from Pedro
Gil, giddy with the girls team tied for the Valley lead, obliviously has visions of conference championship mugs and tee shirts in his head as Pedro’s conversation has Mimi giddy with visions of being lotioned by Pedro at the poolside
P2- CK and Con-Teazer are missing. Did Mimi’s Amazons win against VT and Coach Drool’s wife? Mimi’s pre game pep talk insinuated that Valley Tech wasn’t competitive. All of those backrubs and mimosas administered by Pedro appear to promote an anti-aging effect on the fresh faced coed Mrs. Thorp.
Well, well, well. Mimi makes an appearance after being gone for 54 days. We all know that her absence is why the team is doing so well. She’s showing up because the team is sniffing first place and wants to take credit for it. At least we still have Kaz missing in action. Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 45.
If Doug gives Vic a smoking ride doesn’t that make the lesson the girls are trying to teach Tessi moot??
Doug probably has restored his original GMC van. Fantasy artwork, velour seats and shag carpets. He can probably have his Dad add the assisted driver devices overnight.
Can the girls’ team be headed to the playdowns? Gil certainly hopes so, since that would shorten the baseball season story arc and give him more time off.
P1 – Ah, one of my early predictions is coming, I think. Doug restoring/enhancing Vic’s van or he’s been secretly restoring a cooler one he “found” in yet another barn.
P2 – Everybody’s got their hair ties today, they must mean business. Unless that’s Tessi leading the charge. Is that little Kaylie with the pigtails? She must be very athletic to be able to make Varsity while still in elementary school.
Hold on. Madison is playing later??? Are they on a west coast road trip or something? They’d be playing at the same time, or at least starting within 30 minutes of each other. Unless Milford is playing an afternoon game for some bizarre reason.
P3 – Madison lost to Oakwood? They sucked, how was Madison in first place? And is Gil clapping while they’re home alone? He is getting senile. Also proven by the fact that Mimi has to remind him who exactly Marjie is, a reporter he’s personally dealt with all year long for 30 years. But he’s just happy Mimi is still around, considering she looks 18 and he’s 70ish.
And speaking of looking, you’d have to look far and wide to find something as weird as Mopped Up Thorp.
Klubble about 3 years ago
WHO is that is P3? Mimi with some MAJOR facelift? And doesn’t she know that she’s no longer in the coveted second place?
Bucky about 3 years ago
A conference championship on the horizon??? How long has it been since we have seen one of those at Milford? Will they make into the State playdowns….you will have to wait three weeks to find out…cuz we have to get through Vic and his van saga…can’t wait until we get to see it being detailed
Charks about 3 years ago
P1 Prom Checklist: Rent a Tux, Get Van Cleaned Up, Four Condoms. P2: Who is girl in upper right? She looks like a 6th grader. P3: Is regular season over now? What is the tiebreak? One game playoff?
Gil-doh! about 3 years ago
P1 Y’know, speaking of motor vehicles, you can wash my goat after you clean the van
P2 Fist-pump girl gets fired with Mimi, who bet on herself in the missing coaches pool, they can’t wait to see Vito from Goshen to collect their winnings
P3 After checking scores online, Mimi mentions that Madison lost as she takes her daily call from Pedro
Gil, giddy with the girls team tied for the Valley lead, obliviously has visions of conference championship mugs and tee shirts in his head as Pedro’s conversation has Mimi giddy with visions of being lotioned by Pedro at the poolside
Irish53 about 3 years ago
P 3: “…that was Margie Ducey fillin’ me in on the Milford girls game…looks like my plan to stay home with you all the time is workin’…”
bearwku82 about 3 years ago
P2- CK and Con-Teazer are missing. Did Mimi’s Amazons win against VT and Coach Drool’s wife? Mimi’s pre game pep talk insinuated that Valley Tech wasn’t competitive. All of those backrubs and mimosas administered by Pedro appear to promote an anti-aging effect on the fresh faced coed Mrs. Thorp.
HooDaD about 3 years ago
Well, well, well. Mimi makes an appearance after being gone for 54 days. We all know that her absence is why the team is doing so well. She’s showing up because the team is sniffing first place and wants to take credit for it. At least we still have Kaz missing in action. Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 45.
hifirick1953 about 3 years ago
If Doug gives Vic a smoking ride doesn’t that make the lesson the girls are trying to teach Tessi moot??
Doug probably has restored his original GMC van. Fantasy artwork, velour seats and shag carpets. He can probably have his Dad add the assisted driver devices overnight.
TheBrownStarfish about 3 years ago
P1, Install rubber machine. . .
P2, Let’s bury Valley Tech and then lose to Madison in the season finale to clinch second in The Valley! Who’s with me?
P3, Now the wily ol’ coach will give Mimi tips on how to finish second.
TheBrownStarfish about 3 years ago
Haven’t seen tcar on here in quite a while. I hope he’s okay.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Can the girls’ team be headed to the playdowns? Gil certainly hopes so, since that would shorten the baseball season story arc and give him more time off.
Mopman about 3 years ago
P1 – Ah, one of my early predictions is coming, I think. Doug restoring/enhancing Vic’s van or he’s been secretly restoring a cooler one he “found” in yet another barn.
P2 – Everybody’s got their hair ties today, they must mean business. Unless that’s Tessi leading the charge. Is that little Kaylie with the pigtails? She must be very athletic to be able to make Varsity while still in elementary school.
Hold on. Madison is playing later??? Are they on a west coast road trip or something? They’d be playing at the same time, or at least starting within 30 minutes of each other. Unless Milford is playing an afternoon game for some bizarre reason.
P3 – Madison lost to Oakwood? They sucked, how was Madison in first place? And is Gil clapping while they’re home alone? He is getting senile. Also proven by the fact that Mimi has to remind him who exactly Marjie is, a reporter he’s personally dealt with all year long for 30 years. But he’s just happy Mimi is still around, considering she looks 18 and he’s 70ish.
And speaking of looking, you’d have to look far and wide to find something as weird as Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
bearwku82 about 3 years ago
P3- Whigham coyly gave Mimi a beauty mark, ala Ginger Grant. It’s Taco Tuesday as GilPa applauds culinary poolboy Pedro.
dadjo about 3 years ago
Day 99 of Moon Held Hostage! Somebody put Pulitzer Prize wannabe Marjie Ducey on the case.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Checklist? Don’t forget to make the reservation at the motel for the special after-prom date with Mrs. Robinson!
twainreader about 3 years ago
and VD sings: on the fourth day of Prom week my buddies gave to me: Four Velvet Ties, three satin masks, two ice cubes, and bottle of Aspamonti