If you pay attention to stand up comics (not something I prefer to do, but I’ve put in some time, off and on), I think you will find that their patter pretty much covers two options.
They point out how ridiculous it is that we live as we do. Those folks can be sort of funny.
And the other thing is making jokes about people. That one, I generally find obnoxious for obvious reasons if it’s other people. Or obnoxious because they’re making fun of themself, and that’s just pitiful.
A Texan walks into a warm house. Ooops. A Texan turns on a light. Ooops. A Texan gets a glass of water. Ooops. A Republican cares about born humans even in Texas. Ooops.
Kids are walking into schools just not all at once. Thanks to underfunding, our public schools are packed. They’re quite the petri dish for all kinds of things.
It’s gonna be WOKE fckn this & WOKE fckn that (interspersed with your SOCIALIST this & your COMMUNIST that) for a minimum of 4 more years, from RWNJ cartoonists, politicians, tv/radio/interwebz/commenters like MB and ol’ Mudpucker up there & others. Sigh. How I long for the day when it was Tax And Spend, and Coastal Liberal Elites, and Lazy Handout Inner City. SIGH.
awh… Mike has a new favorite word… of course he continues to demonstrate that he has no grasp of its usage or meaning… but when has that stopped him before??
The number of children entering the USA illegally in 2020 was 33,239. Due to Biden’s policies and public statements that number has already almost quadrupled to more than 117,000 in the first couple of months of 2021. Biden has reopened Obama’s kiddie cage camps that President Trump had closed and has ordered the construction of a tent city able to house 20,000 illegals. A former Obama HHS official said any day that you saw more than 1,000 illegals crossing was a bad day. We are far, far over that number and increasing on a daily basis yet the Biden administration says it’s not a crisis.
Did anyone else notice? Texas was all about emancipation from the federal government and its regulations until their cheapness and arrogance did them in. "We need help! "… “We need more help.” Now after a vaccine has arrived in the state and a few people have received it… “We have conquered the pandemic!” Time to open those bars to all people and no masks or safety measures are necessary. Is there going to be a vaccine for STUPID soon?
“Other migrant families who also said they had tested positive were waiting to go to other destinations: North Carolina, Maryland and New Jersey.
The city of Brownsville administers these rapid tests at the bus station, after migrant families are released by the Border Patrol. A spokesperson for Brownsville confirmed that, since they began doing these tests Jan. 25, 108 migrants have tested positive for Covid-19, which is 6.3 percent of those who took the test."
NC, MD, and NJ – be sure to welcome and hug your newly arrived chinese flu positive neighbors. Good luck!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Move to Texas if you want to live free and spread the stupid.
Daeder about 3 years ago
Yeah, not spreading a deadly disease is so “woke”. I guess I never realized how “woke” common sense and courtesy were.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
If you pay attention to stand up comics (not something I prefer to do, but I’ve put in some time, off and on), I think you will find that their patter pretty much covers two options.
They point out how ridiculous it is that we live as we do. Those folks can be sort of funny.
And the other thing is making jokes about people. That one, I generally find obnoxious for obvious reasons if it’s other people. Or obnoxious because they’re making fun of themself, and that’s just pitiful.
RAGs about 3 years ago
Hey Li’l Mikey is just trying out his act for when the publisher gets tires of his small “talent”.
sevaar777 about 3 years ago
Lester helps me fall asleep with his boring… Zzzzzzzzzzz.
braindead Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is the so-called ‘conservatives’ idea of humor.
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What’s really funny is that they give so much money to someone they believe is incredibly rich.
Then, they say something about owning the libs and they all laugh.
Patjade about 3 years ago
I see Mike still sticks with his intellectually dishonest and morally bankrupt themes.
baroden Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’ll trade one undocumented immigrant over an oasthkeeper, 3%-er, Q-anon, Proud Boy, MAGAt, etc., any day of the week.
Zev about 3 years ago
Offensive, as always.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Can’t fix stupid! Simple idiots!
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
A Texan walks into a warm house. Ooops. A Texan turns on a light. Ooops. A Texan gets a glass of water. Ooops. A Republican cares about born humans even in Texas. Ooops.
brit-ed about 3 years ago
Kids are walking into schools just not all at once. Thanks to underfunding, our public schools are packed. They’re quite the petri dish for all kinds of things.
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member about 3 years ago
Bravo!
librarylady59 about 3 years ago
Very funny. I do hope the relatives and friends of the 500,000+ dead are able to read this particularly hilarious comic.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
It takes a liberal at least three times to get things right!!
S.Curtis Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hello, Mike. I don’t like your politics but I love your cartoons.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s gonna be WOKE fckn this & WOKE fckn that (interspersed with your SOCIALIST this & your COMMUNIST that) for a minimum of 4 more years, from RWNJ cartoonists, politicians, tv/radio/interwebz/commenters like MB and ol’ Mudpucker up there & others. Sigh. How I long for the day when it was Tax And Spend, and Coastal Liberal Elites, and Lazy Handout Inner City. SIGH.
Jimathai Premium Member about 3 years ago
awh… Mike has a new favorite word… of course he continues to demonstrate that he has no grasp of its usage or meaning… but when has that stopped him before??
Kracklin Rosie - “Tolo Dan Nan Galad” Premium Member about 3 years ago
The number of children entering the USA illegally in 2020 was 33,239. Due to Biden’s policies and public statements that number has already almost quadrupled to more than 117,000 in the first couple of months of 2021. Biden has reopened Obama’s kiddie cage camps that President Trump had closed and has ordered the construction of a tent city able to house 20,000 illegals. A former Obama HHS official said any day that you saw more than 1,000 illegals crossing was a bad day. We are far, far over that number and increasing on a daily basis yet the Biden administration says it’s not a crisis.
kentmarx36 about 3 years ago
Did anyone else notice? Texas was all about emancipation from the federal government and its regulations until their cheapness and arrogance did them in. "We need help! "… “We need more help.” Now after a vaccine has arrived in the state and a few people have received it… “We have conquered the pandemic!” Time to open those bars to all people and no masks or safety measures are necessary. Is there going to be a vaccine for STUPID soon?
ira.crank about 3 years ago
A Christian walks into the Capital and says: “Which way to the Godly riot?”
Oggi about 3 years ago
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/after-border-patrol-release-asylum-seekers-test-positive-covid-brownsville-n1259282
“Other migrant families who also said they had tested positive were waiting to go to other destinations: North Carolina, Maryland and New Jersey.
The city of Brownsville administers these rapid tests at the bus station, after migrant families are released by the Border Patrol. A spokesperson for Brownsville confirmed that, since they began doing these tests Jan. 25, 108 migrants have tested positive for Covid-19, which is 6.3 percent of those who took the test."
NC, MD, and NJ – be sure to welcome and hug your newly arrived chinese flu positive neighbors. Good luck!
T Smith about 3 years ago
A koan:
If an American suffers and no Republikkkan is there to take glee in it, will T**** still blame the Democrats?
gammaguy about 3 years ago
I’d rather attend a “woke” than a wake.