Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2021

But what about The Ruby Yahtzee of Omar Khayyam?

What about bancy foats?

Hmmmmmm, Actually I thought it did.

Hmmmm. Those two haven’t much of a ’ship!

They kind of are the same. If your opponent double sixes or if they deep sixes you, you’re still screwed.

the guy’s definitely at sea…

And Yahtzee has nothing to do with yaks!

and why is there a Scrabble board on the table?

aww, why not?

…But battleship does

So no sailing on Zuyder Zee?

where amongst the game pieces does he se something that would accommodate the yacht he is holding.

I like listening to Yatzee Rock when I play.