Bozo by Foxo Reardon for October 24, 2021

#3: Ah, I see Bozo has been to London/Melbourne/insert city here.

1.1 Lol @ the cop’s stealth.

1 That’s a very touching story. Let’s tell it to the judge…after the game.

2 So has Umbrella Guy been hit by the car, or is he merely tumbling off the roof?

3 The weatherman predicted scattered showers.

1. What a nice cop. He help poor Bozo.

2. A real punchline.

3. Sun plays a peek a boo with Bozo.

……

And as usual, a big thumbs up and a big hand for Foxo’s marvellous masterpiece, the picturesque pantomime, the wordless wonder that brings joy and smiles to faces everyday, Bozo!

Three Bozos described with one Dylan:

Oh, what have you seen, my blue-eyed son

And where is your cash? – You’re having none?

I’m here on the side to watch all nine innings…

I’ve walked and got trapped on heaps of chewin’ gums

I’ve stepped in the middle in need of one single punch out

I’ve been out in front of a dozen gray streets

I’ve been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a downpour

And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, and it’s a hard

It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall

1 Perhaps the cop should have stood on Bozo’s shoulders.

2 Here’s the 1 punch!

3 Here’s the 1, 2 punch!

2… Next time just step out of your shoes, then work on unsticking them.

1. Bozo and the cop are having a bonding moment.

2. Bozo needed to be un-bonded from the sidewalk.

3. Just when you thought it was safe …

1) Wall with a View: Bozo couldn’t get in to a sold out game so he is caught looking through a hole. The beat cop allows Bozo on his shoulders to watch.

2) Stuck On the Pavement: Gum has gotten Bozo large wads melted to the sidewalk. Bozo convinces a big lug to slug this bug. Bozo has a smile as the punch sends him airborne with his shoes and no gummy gum.

3) Gotcha Bozo!: Rains come and go and though Bozo is prepared with an umbrella the gods of weather doused him anyway.