Is she hoping to get fertilized??
I once saw an attractive young woman wearing a French T-top with the words, “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal” on it…
She’s a suicide egg – dyed by her own hand.
At least she’s dressed.
“Break of the Day” did the same gag today! lol
Pay attention Dad, she just got home!
I was in line at an amusement park and saw a girl with a tight fitting tee shirt that said Keep Staring At Them. Maybe One Will Do A Trick.
I like my eggs ova.
“Oh yeah. Let me get my hat, coat, and gloves.”
Is she related to the egg from yesterday?
MOM…….. Dad’s gettin’ jerky again.
“Oh Dad, why are you always so eggstra?”
“Going out”? “Coming out”?
Made up to make out …! Dad might want to provide some Bare Spray … (old yolk) …!
Apparently all the young eggs are “going out like that” today.
I was thinking dad should be dyed and she would be “plain”
“Are you still seeing that Humpty guy?”
Ruby is all painted up and taking her love to town…
Old man is a bad egg. Considering today’s youth instant smartphone hookups, he cracks me up.
♫ Sweet painted lady ♫
If you don’t advertise, how are they gonna know what’s on sale.
Grab a couple pieces of toast and cover up!
“But daddy, this is my Easter Sunday best!”
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
eromlig about 3 years ago
Is she hoping to get fertilized??
RAGs about 3 years ago
I once saw an attractive young woman wearing a French T-top with the words, “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal” on it…
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
She’s a suicide egg – dyed by her own hand.
TStyle78 about 3 years ago
At least she’s dressed.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Break of the Day” did the same gag today! lol
whahoppened about 3 years ago
Pay attention Dad, she just got home!
cor_en_fa about 3 years ago
I was in line at an amusement park and saw a girl with a tight fitting tee shirt that said Keep Staring At Them. Maybe One Will Do A Trick.
Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago
I like my eggs ova.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Oh yeah. Let me get my hat, coat, and gloves.”
Gary Fabian about 3 years ago
Is she related to the egg from yesterday?
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
MOM…….. Dad’s gettin’ jerky again.
Stocky One about 3 years ago
“Oh Dad, why are you always so eggstra?”
Michael G. about 3 years ago
“Going out”? “Coming out”?
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Made up to make out …! Dad might want to provide some Bare Spray … (old yolk) …!
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Apparently all the young eggs are “going out like that” today.
John9 about 3 years ago
I was thinking dad should be dyed and she would be “plain”
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
“Are you still seeing that Humpty guy?”
paranormal about 3 years ago
Ruby is all painted up and taking her love to town…
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Old man is a bad egg. Considering today’s youth instant smartphone hookups, he cracks me up.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
♫ Sweet painted lady ♫
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
If you don’t advertise, how are they gonna know what’s on sale.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Grab a couple pieces of toast and cover up!
Daeder about 3 years ago
“But daddy, this is my Easter Sunday best!”