Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 19, 2021

Lol

Just hello and good morning/afternoon/night or whatever.

I sense the start of an arc containing lots of begging and pleading

anything but that answer

I know it’s early, but it looks like we have a boring arc this week.

5/10. very poopoo strip

pretty sure this idea has been used before

Probably Nate got detention for saying that

lmao whats the streak of quincy’s featured comments

Hi everyone! How are you doing? I hope you are doing good. (: nate when will you learn not to say those to teachers. ESPECIALLY MS.GODFREY XD.

Bummer the arc is over

I can’t believe i’m saying this but i miss in person learning

mrs.godfrey must have been really angry if nate is making that face

i know peirce said that he doesn’t want to use the fan’s ideas, but at this stage its obvious that he’s running out of ideas. using the readerss suggestions might be a good way to continue writing original stories.

“We should take PS38 and move it somewhere else!”

That was very stupid thing to say Nate

But it was pretty funny :) XD

Ugh school starts tomorrow…

I’m back. Hi.

I don’t get it.

I think in one of my elementary school classrooms the desks were arranged in a square or something, but I’m not sure.

One hundred hearts for a pug reveal!

DUMB BIG NATE AND GINA’S CURSE: PART 3

Nate is walking alongside the streeet. Hours ago, he heard what Gina’s curse was, still not believing it.

Nate: LOL, Gina doesn’t have A curse! she sure is a comedy person!

Nate walks past Specs, that baseball-champ old man you saw last comix.

Specs: hey guys someone named thephantomoflight wanted me in this part so here you go

Nate walkis into his home. He goes upstairs to his room and surprisingly studiiees for the pop quiz tomorow, wrriting his thoughts down on a woksheet..

Nate: Okay hmmmmmmmmmm. Who was the 0th president? columbus! Who’s the tallest perrson in da world? my mom! Whoo invented the lightbullb? idk

He studies more

Nate: study study study! wut happened in 1893? 1892 ended! WUT’s 1 + 1? 11! wut gas composes 20 percent of earth’s atmosphere? fART!

Nate’s dady calls eveyrone down for dinner

Marty: SUPPER! COME OR DIE!

Nate: AaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAah

Nate runs downstaikrs screaming. He doesn’t want to dye!

PART 3 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Poll: Have you been chewed out by a teacher like Nate has?

Lol

part 1 of SCP Nate

DISCLAIMER: Contains blood, violence, mild language and horror themes. If you are uncomfortable about any of the above, please don’t read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

(P.S: Nate is an anomaly, not a member of the SCP foundation)

(P.S.S: This is not my strong suit, I apologize in advance for any mistakes)

Life is very unfair. I’m the best person I know, and my life suddenly went to heck in a matter of hours. Let me explain. I’m Nate Wright, 13 years old, and I went to P.S 38 in [REDACTED], Maine. It was just another normal day. Got up, walked to school with friends, and prepared to survive what I considered a living nightmare(I had no idea). I would still be living a normal life if it weren’t for [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. I made a drawing of femme fatality in class and I thought it was really good. I decided to show my friend [REDACTED] When that kiss-up [REDACTED] saw and told our teacher [REDACTED], who I thought a living devil(I had no idea what true evil was back then). [REDACTED] walked over and took my drawing and showed it to the entire class.

part 2 in replies

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Hi there! I’m back! I’ve been kind of busy lately and haven’t had time to read the newer comments. What did I miss?

Hello fellow GoComics users! How is your day? Quick Question: What device do you use to read GoComics/do everyday things? I just got my 240hz monitor in the mail so I was curious. Have a great day :)

I guess Mrs. Godfrey wants to see if anyone’s cheating so the other one can snitch at them

Tomorrow: puts Nate’s desk in the detention room

Saving Up Notifications Day 4:

Notification Count: 50

Nate’s vast ideas generally end up being half vast…

At First, I thought this was a rerun

Is it just me or is this a re-run? Or am I going insane?

Meme time with friends FNaF edition

IN THIS AU MICHAEL AND TERRANCE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE AND MICHAEL IS STILL A TODDLER. OKAY START THE MEME!

William: Who are you gonna live with Michael? Mommy or Daddy?

Michael looked at William, then Clara

Michael ran over to his Uncle Henry who was holding a PS5

Henry: MY SON

Sorry, it’s late, but in my school, we started going on and off there. One week, I’ll be earlier and one another week, I’ll be later. It’s gonna be like that, until vacation.

Big Nate and the Big Event – Part 10

The next day, after we almost got in trouble, we started selling comics. We had to think of a quick way.

“How about we’ll cycle through our neighbourhoods? It’s gonna take at least 45 minutes”, Francis offered.

“Okay, but we have to set our price, first”, I replied.

Fortunately, Coco brought her own comics, to see thier price. She said:

“A normal price for one comic book is 5 bucks. But, if we want to our comic be a bestseller on our neibhbourhoods, we have to up the price to 5.50 bucks”.

“Why?”

“If a thing is really cheap, people think it’s useless. But people don’t like way too expensive stuff. That’s why it’s worth to increase a little bit normal price”.

“Where did you know that stuff?”, Teddy asked.

“My mom used to work for a company selling sofas and armchairs”.

“Okay, it is decided, our final price is 5.50”, I announced.

Continuation in replies.

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Lesson learned…..

Hey there hru?

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My desk patterns (in most classes) are 2×1 groups throughout the class

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FINISH THE LYRIC:

All the harmony went fallin’ out a’ key so now ya’ gotta find another. Now you talkin’ crazy saying that you “made me” like I was ya’ Cinderella?

Was Mrs. Godfrey suggesting Nate’s mouth?

He clearly has a big one.

Bad bad bad nate

jezzz these things get really funny

Lul

gmmamamamam

I sense the start of an arc containing lots of begging and pleading

Nates IQ has dropped 20 points. (Though in an earlier strip his IQ is supposed to be really high, so he should be fine.)

I have tried that once. I got detention. what is the most embarrassing thing(s) you (have done) did

Your gonna be pretty tired of waking up like this…

Thats right its me! bet you thought you took me out well nobody gets away from the topphat clan as soon as we got in the orbit i’ll make sure to go down and capture you

Now…enjoy your stay

That’s how class desks are!

Poll: 2

Time for, GUESS THAT VILLIAN.

in accordance with some friends of mine I have made a shared account of world domination, don’t worry, ill still be here.

but now, time to guess who is coming tomorrow

here are the clues,

this week’s villain is a sentient A.I,

Loves neurotoxin,

Made You Cake,

Was Incinerated once (sorta)

doesn’t care about human lives,

And Was Once A Potato.

Wassup

Sigh* we’ll take care of this

Wow wrong word choice. Maybe in a circle? Dunno…

DAY 1 of saving my notifications (ill tell u the number in one hour because I have none yet)

Give me notos. Highest I ever got was 27

wow 1000 comments

We went from like 400 comments, then back to 1,000

FINALLY I CAN GET A PFP

NATE IS BEING STOOPID

The only time I’m in rows at school is testing

poll: big nate or peanuts?

Are Kim and Mrs. Godfrey related?

WARNING: CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND MILD LANGUGE ( HECK, CRUD, CRAP, DANG.) ARMYWAYS PART 3: “Oh, crud,” I said. I fell fast towards the ground. Suddenly, I stopped in midair. “What the heck?” I asked. I was carefully lowered to the ground. “Nate! You’re okay!” Ruby cheered. Where did she come from? “Oh man, I was SO worried!” Ruby said, hugging me. “Why the heck are you here?” I asked. “I was on the beach and fell into the base,” she said. An officer came behind her. “She screamed ‘crap!’ all the way down.” the officer said. “Speaking of crap…” Francis said, pointing to the battle happening behind us. “Crud. Guys, we need to get out of here,” Chad said. “Officer,” Teddy said, “Can you bring us back to the beach?” the officer gave a evil little smile. That’s when I noticed his uniform wasn’t the same as my dad’s. “GUYS, DON-” before I could finish, the evil officer hit Teddy in the stomach, tossed Chad into Ruby, and kicked Francis. Then he shot me in my leg. Blood soaked it red. Before I could scream, the officer tossed me into a wall. “Dang it.” were my last words before I slipped into a deep slumber. CONTINUED IN REPLIES

ouch…

You ain’t the only one nate i hate seating charts to

Book is a terrible BFDI contestant

Ooh, Thats gonna leave a mark!

Time for saving up my notifs. because why not.

wow over 1500 comments already???!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be the next gocomics commenter if anyone can guess what my name used to be.

I understand how the weekend went by so fast. Nate really SHOULD think about things before he says them…

Daily Quote:

“Even the toughest Dogs can be afraid of vaccums.”

whaaaaaaa? I had 19 notifications, AND NOW I HAVE 150??

Ok I have been replying a lot now to comment

I was just reading a big Nate book, can u guess which one (hint, has a lot of Sunday comics

guys who do you think will comment first? not saying I care I just wanna know. i’ll see what you say later if I even get some replies.

Do u think I should make a story bc everyone is making one! 10 replies and I will do it!

Move nates to the detention room

HELLLOOOO!!!!Wow. I don’t about you but there’s only 27 days of school (not including weekends.) What about you?

BIG NATE MEETS FNF PART ONE

Keith man (bf): BEEP

Nate: w h u t

Francis: w h a t w a s t h a t

Keith Man: BEEP BOP!!

Nate: I hear a car :O

Keith man: D:<

Nate: oh hi-

Chad: f r e n

Nate: N o C h a d

Keith Man: Beep bop skdee bop!

Senpai: MY MOM’S A WHAT??!!?!?!

Nate: uh-

Francis: Very Tall person

Chad: a seventh-grader :O

Senpai: w h a t

Pico: what ’tis going on

Nate: HOLY CHEEZ DOODLES THAT KID’S GOT A GUN-

Francis: NATE CALM DOWN

Nate had busted out some cheez doodles

Nate: c o m f o r t e a t i n g

Chad: I w a n t s o m e

Francis: N o C h a d

Nate: dOnT tOuCh mAh cHeEz dOoDaS

Francis: you are strange

Senpai: he is a poop.

Pico: true.

Nate: rood persons

part 2 tmr

hi guysss