Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 24, 2021

When you come to a fork in the road…..take it.

The wisdom of Yogi.Another Yogi classic – he was at an all star game. At the opening there was a moment of silence when they memorialized on the scoreboard all former all star players who had passed the previous year, Yogi said “I hope I never see my name up there”.One time his wife asked him if he wanted to be buried in New Jersey where they lived, or in New York where he played most of his career. Yogi’s answer: “Surprise me.”

…and be careful not to cut off your Slauson.

no forking way…

At least it didn’t have a hand holding it.

Just watch out for those knife edge turns.

Repair place by me has a jar on the counter full of things they took out of tires. You’d be amazed at the variety and size of some it. I have a quarter inch by one inch bolt on my desk that cost me a $96 tire 25 years ago on a brand new car.

Muppet Movie

Better get a new set of tires if that fork caused a flat!

These are the tines that pry cars’ (rubber) soles.

You tried doing silly think like driving the car!!!

Or it might have been the Boulevard of Shattered Dreams.

Very sharp and pointy.

I wish I had a 1959 DeSoto!

Had a flat on a rural road. A nice fellow stopped and offered to change it. He was part way through when he realized that there was a bullet hole in the tire. We looked around, but couldn’t see sign of a shooter. He finished changing that tire in record time and we both got out of there. The tire repair place did find a bullet inside the tire.

That’s forked up

if Yogi were alive today to read this, he’d be rolling over in his grave

I got a flat from a spoon once, go figure.