Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 08, 2021

Neil DeGrasse Tyson he ain’t.

It would be a real Twilight Zone experience if we found out Dad was pretty close.

Yup, they’re called toroids. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toroid

The little boy is growing up.

Won’t be long before Dad asks him to have “the talk” with him so he can can get some correct relationship information and avoid being asked to leave by his wife.

It all sounds a bit racist to me.

Aw. I wanted to hear the rest of the story.

Donut hand me that line : < ]

Calvin’s dad is at it again.

It’s just the way holes are. Holes are empty, so they’re black. White holes would be ridiculous.

In college, I had a professor joke that they’re just the a$$holes of the universe. He was one of my favorite profs, lol.

He was doing OK but he just had to add donut holes didn’t he?,,,,,,,

….until the police space force ate all the doughnuts.

The beginning of a singulary bad explanation. A joke so full of collapsed humor than none of it can escape.

Hey, it finally appears that the kid has finally figured out his old man is full of BS. Hopefully, this will result in some scholastic improvement.

I thought Blackholes were invented by Disney studios circa 1979?

It comes from dyeing stars, I mean Dying stars!

Astrophysics (??!!) by Homer J. Simpson

When Dad’s don’t know the answer, they just wing it.